You are babe, you are lol

I passed a slow moving car in a gravel beach parking lot, and they had their windows down… and definitely splashed them with muddy water inside their car. I don’t know if they were having a bad day prior to that though lol

Beach trip

After a day at the gay beach I came home and watered my gay flowers.

🤤 I’ll leave the light on

I think the only question left is *when*

News to me too!

Do you ever just eat off the platter (with the refrigerator door open) because getting an actual serving seems like too much commitment?

the water is not warm my friend.

Happy Father’s Day 😘

Frog and toad riding a tandem bicycle

Happy pride to them

Happy pride or whatev

Mmhmm

Came so close to posting shameless not so artsy cheeks on a Wednesday morning but then I got shy because I don’t remember who follows me here 😆

Little Egypt

Ooo where in s.il?

Lookout weekend.

DC gays are a particular vibe is an understatement, stay in Boston lol

Now I only have Gabby to really root for, so glad she didn’t vote Carolyn or I’d be lost

I’m tired of 12° weather. I need nekkid in the sun weather.

A girl at work that just gives me off vibes just microwaved tuna in the staff room so…

That honey beige dream matte mousse.

Go real ginger ginger first!

🍤

That’s suspicious. That’s weird.

The only people who follow me on here have their dicks out and I mean, love that lol but if yall have a SFW alt, follow me from there too lol

I attempted to give up getting Botox but after aging eight years in the last four days I’ve booked an appointment so I can’t scowl at my coworkers

Oh no, he's stupid!

When someone you follow because they're hot starts expressing their opinions

I’ve been waitinggggg

Dads home!