mini mcgee

It's not even noon yet and I've already gotten compliments on my outfit and hair from six different people. What is happening.

I think I have a few things to discuss with my sewing-experienced friend :D

I'd love to do this to all of my derby- and band-shirts, they're way too tight around the neck. I'm assuming it requires a sewing machine?

uuuuuuuuuuugh

Banned Books - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian. Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned? Dora: Vulgar Language. Panel 2 Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is. Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES! Panel 3 Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter. Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude. Panel 4 Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t". Olivia: Now I have to read it. Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.

Banned Books - Gator Days

Buuuh, das hatte ich letztens auch. Als dann die Absenkautomatik auch noch kaputt ging (was ich natürlich immer wieder vergessen hab und also den Deckel ständig hab runterknallen lassen) hab ich in eine neue investiert.

One of my favourite bands ever has just announced a reunion gig and I'm about to start crying at work. I have a ticket. I'm going to see them again after more than a decade. I'm going to see friends again, in one of our favourite places on earth.

See you next summer, Tampere.

A clothing tag that says “slim straight”

My new pants are everything I am not

I am *listening* 🦇

"Ich habe ein kleines Cha Cha Cha" hat mich grade mit voller Wucht in meine Schulzeit zurück geworfen 😅♥️

Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths

Little pumpkin thieves

Me at Roller Derby practice...
Coach: Awesome! Well done!
Me: *falls over own feet immediately*

It's September!

exactly where I'd want my money to go

Oh. How have we never talked about this?! My intestines are longer than they're supposed to be and everyone was confused during the colonoscopy (for which I was awake and heard everyone go "Huh?!")

fingers crossed! <3

I feel you! I managed to get tickets for London today and I can't believe I'll get to see them again. I hope you have the best time ever!

Is that an ART??! 🥨🥨🥨

Hello, I'm a librarian in a film. I'm either aged and stooped or I'm a nerdy femme fatale. Either way I wear glasses and only ever work with very outdated print tomes. I've never heard of a computer or been in a romantic relationship. There is a cardigan somewhere on screen. 📚

I had just left the after party last night to catch my last bus to where I was staying when a friend texted me they were now playing sock derby on track 1. I almost turned around. I had the time of my life these past few days and I hope you did, too.

also a little anxious because my position was switched from Score Keeper to Penalty Box Timer *yesterday*, so I've been preparing for the wrong position for months.

Should really go to bed because I'm leaving for Innsbruck for the Roller Derby World Cup in 7 hours, but I don't think I'll even be able to sleep. I'm so hyped!

I am devastated 😭

Noooooo 😭

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

3 weeks to World Cup, 5 weeks to Eastbourne Extreme, various smaller events in between and after... my Derby summer is looking great!

and that's why you're my favourite gaming lady with purple hair 💜

Flock Names [Comic Panel Thread - Part 1 of 8]

The thread below illustrates varied bird species names and the fun names given to their flock, alongside suggestions on what to call duos of those birds.

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