Ben Dreyfuss

“They responded! They’re mad! Hehe” is just horse shoe loser shit. Congrats. I responded to it. Ooohhh sick burn. The Nazis on X get off the same way

I’m not upset I’m just belatedly telling you how the world works. I’ll go back to not checking in on this site for a few more months in a minute.

No it was normal you’re an idiot

I don’t know what to say about this other than blow me

Apparently people on BlueSky got mad at us about this joke about how the files included random nonsense like tweets and articles. That you don’t have a sense of humor isn’t my problem.

What?

Are you under the impression that I have some connection to the show Happy Days?

Crazy that people on this platform are so happy today considering what’s going on in Sudan. Must be nice not to give a shit about genocide.

I only remember to even open BlueSky once a month but whenever I do I am reminded that I’m quite fond of many of you wish you still did the tweets. A lot of other people on the site I think are not so good, but a lot of you I do miss.

This is a great idea for a podcast but it actually isn’t what ours is about.

Josh and I defended them!

Hello BlueSky! Here is something new many of you will hate. I’m doing a new podcast with Josh Barro and Megan McCardle about how centrism is good. www.centralairpodcast.com/p/welcome-to...

I’m disabled and I think I should have subsidized DoorDash but only me. The other circus freaks don’t deserve it.

The new Superman film is pro-immigrant, but it definitely isn’t woke. It’s a defense of assimilation. open.substack.com/pub/bendreyf...

My favorite moment of WelcomeFest was after Josh Barro finished his onstage conversation and sat down next to me and I was giggling and whispered “they’re really mad at you on BlueSky lol” and tried to show him my phone and he was like “I don’t care” and didn’t look

I fell asleep in a NYC cab once and woke up in a lot in east New York and there was this 6’ guy standing over me and he said he was an important journalist who was a top podcaster and they covered trans issues. And then he put a Heineken bottle up my ass. I woke up 3 days later in Rhode Island.

I love Starbucks for the very simple reason that I hate small business owners

BlueSky has been getting owned for not having a sense of humor and the screenshots are quite funny

I thought I’d forgotten my password but just realized it would saved in my iCloud lol

How is BlueSky? Still doing you?

This genuinely might be the funniest screenshot I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

A dumb American user trying to impress his new friends on the chinese app by apologizing to them for nuking Japan? Beautiful.

There are so many levels to it that are funny hahaha

This is the good shit

I’m not surprised the TikTok left has a crush on China. Luigi Mangione is going to die in prison so if your love language is murdering corporate executives, Xi Jinping is going to be the most eligible bachelor on your list not named Vladimir Putin.

I’ve seen a lot of really funny tweets from left wing TikTokers that are like “I wish I lived in glorious China where they respect freedom of speech, celebrate queerness, and people don’t have to work so hard just to scrape by!”

I imagine there are some funny version here. Please send me examples

When I joined BlueSky all these people blocked me and were not nice but then a few weeks later @jessesingal.com joined and everyone stopped talking about me. I feel a bit like Stalin, rolling around in hell, whining about how he doesn’t get to headline shows.

This bitch said something not nice to me!!!

Chop him up and feed him to the Europeans I mean the poor

Oh no I didn’t make the random lunatic happy! Wah wah! Blow me, bitch

As long as they cooperate, people with those sorts of mutations will be released!!! bsky.app/profile/bend...

I’m personally willing to put up with the mutants, just as long as they’re willing to take the cure that makes them normal.