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Fun fact from our author-narrator chat: Jen listened to Blondie’s ‘One Way or Another’ before recording a key Cassie scene to channel that punk energy. Get the full mini-interview in our newsletter at www.barnstormerpublishing.com #HeartsOfGlass #BehindTheScenes #AuthorInterview #NarratorInterview

Saturday is perfect for mall adventures! In "Hearts of Glass," the Fox Valley Mall feels alive with its Orange Julius, arcade, and food court romances. Share your top mall memory: browsing records, arcade marathons, or first kisses by the fountain? What’s your funniest mall story? #Nostalgia #80s

Hey all! 🐱✨ Celebrate National Kitten Day by honoring the adorable furballs that bring us joy. Whether you're a cat owner or fan, today’s perfect for extra snuggles and treats. 💕 #KittenDay #FurryFriends It's also a great day to promote adoption and responsible pet care. Show us your kitties! 😍

Join a lively Q&A with "Hearts of Glass: Living in the Real World" author Pat Green and voice talent Jennifer Lanham! Curious about writing a book or turning a novel into an audiobook? 🎧 Drop your questions in the comments and get answers on Tuesday the 15th! #Audiobook #BehindTheScenes

"Hearts of Glass" highlights how friendships can become our true support network. Cassie, Ford, and Jenny evolve from strangers to a sanctuary for each other. If your friends feel like family, you'll love this story. Who’s your soul sibling? ❤️ #FriendshipGoals #FoundFamily #HeartsofGlass

Celebrate Happy Be a Kid Again Day, fellow book lovers! 📚✨ What tales bring you back to your childhood? Share your treasured reads and let's build a collection of nostalgia and fantasy. Join the chat and let's ignite the joy of reading! #beakidagain #playtime

Meet Cassie!

@genxwatch.bsky.social Pat Green's Hearts of Glass: Living in the Real World audiobook drops July 25 wherever you get your audiobooks. In the meantime, here’s a tiny sneak peek!

#BookSky #GenX #MeetCute #Audiobook #FoundFamily #HeartsOfGlass

Roses are red and chocolate is sweet, You are a rockstar and deserve a treat!

Happy World Chocolate Day from all of us in Tawnlandia! How are you celebrating?

#WorldChocolateDay #ChocolateLovers #Chocoholic #ChocolateDay #SweetTreats

Meet Jenny: A young woman fighting to be heard in a world where only a scant few know her language. Her resiliance and spunky attitude in Hearts of Glass makes her one of my favorite characters in the book. #MeetJenny #1980s #HeartsOfGlass #DeafRepresentation #DeafCharacter #ASL #Inclusion

Hi! I’m Jennifer Lanham, voice of Hearts of Glass: Living in the Real World!

Narrating this story was a blast with all its '80s vibes, raw emotion, and punk spirit. I can’t wait for you to meet Ford, Cassie, and Jenny. Sneak peeks coming soon!

#HeartsOfGlass #NarratorLife #GenX #FoundFamily

Be Part of the Hearts of Glass Story and Mission! Hearts of Glass Living in the Real World is an important book. Set in the 80s 3 teens face big odds! | Check out 'Be Part of the Hearts of Glass Story and Mission!' on Indiegogo.

Question: What does a future banned book look like?

Answer: This beauty, right here, is 💯 guaranteed to get some knickerbockers all knotted up in 'Murica today.

#HOG #YA #IndieAuthor #IndiePublisher

Horizons - Land and Sea A channel dedicated to exploring the natural world, conservation, Indigenous cultural & ecological knowledge and citizen science.

TODAY'S LIVESTREAM (9-10 AM AZ):

North Mountain, 7th ave trail, Phoenix where Kyle will be heading to the top of the mountain and looking for hawks, quail, and snakes.

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How to Celebrate National Retro Day - Gen X Watch Happy National Retro Day! We talk about healthy and unhealthy nostalgia at Gen X Watch often. Today is the day to have fun with nostalgia, lean into it, and have a little bit of fun. Why Does National...

How did you celebrate National Retro Day?

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All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.

LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS BOOK!

Learn more about release parties, special swag, our community outreach and inclusion efforts, signing tour updates, and, of course,

PRE-ORDER your own copy here:

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#HOG #HOGlivingIRL #livingIRL #YA #publishedauthor #ILAuthor

Check out their El Rio Vivo Art & Music Festival FREE admission March 1st, 8am-4pm featuring local artists, musicians, and food trucks! Libertywildlife.org

Horizons. Conservation, Indigenous knowledge, citizen science - horizons_irl on Twitch horizons_irl went live on Twitch. Catch up on their IRL VOD now.

I joined Kyle Wagner from Horizons IRL for an educational LIVESTREAM tour of Liberty Wildlife this morning!

Watch the recap here:

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Kyle and I want to bring you new educational and conservation Livestreams every Saturday. Where should we go next week?

Horizons_irl - Twitch Horizons. Conservation, Indigenous knowledge, citizen science

Join me LIVE at LIBERTY WILDLIFE!

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Be Part of the Hearts of Glass Story and Mission! Hearts of Glass Living in the Real World is an important book. Set in the 80s 3 teens face big odds! | Check out 'Be Part of the Hearts of Glass Story and Mission!' on Indiegogo.

Hey, so I'm trying out some new shit with some friends. Check it out!

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And Now for Something Completely Different | Tawnlandia Get more from Tawnlandia on Patreon

Patreon is not my friend today. This post took me all day and it's still messed up. 😆 There are only 2 images (not 27) and it kept dropping my links.

Ah well, no rest for the wicked. Hopefully I can fix it later, but in the meantime, enjoy.

#EmpressTawn

We've been here before. Let's try something new.

Either all of us are free, or none of us are. "No" is a complete sentence and top tier self care, my friends.
#empressapproved

Dear @apnews.com - Fix your headline!!! Tuskegee Airmen and female WWII pilots are part of #U.S.history. They are not part of #DEI. The U.S. would never have won the war without BIPOC and women and LGBTQ service members.

Perfect 💙
@cajunblue.bsky.social

The Witches of Dark Root: A Contemporary Witchy Fantasy (Daughters of Dark Root Book 1) The Witches of Dark Root: A Contemporary Witchy Fantasy (Daughters of Dark Root Book 1) - Kindle edition by Aasheim, April. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Witches of Dark Root: A Contemporary Witchy Fantasy (Daughters of Dark Root Book 1).

"Darkness comes...but we keep the light."
--The Witches of Dark Root.

Written by the bestselling author April Aasheim and narrated by Tawn Krakowski, Empress of the Tawnlandian Empire.

Over 3300 reviews on Amazon.

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You, too! We need all the Tawns!

This is how you say “go fuck yourself sideways with a porcupine” in inspector general speak.

Going to be interesting to see how the administration responds

Tawn gesturing to the text "unleash your inner dragon" displayed on a wall of green foliage decorated with paper fans and snowflakes.

Welcome my homesnakes! I'll be hanging out here more often now, so prepare for the Dragon Empress of Tawnlandia's shenanigans.

The male grievance presidency Welcome to the BRUV PARTY. Men dominate every sector of society, but you would never know from the roar of male grievance from the White House to the tech bros.

I'm getting a lot of my reading from Substack these days. This one is excellent. I'm so tired of the Boys Club bullshit.