Obama

George Walker?IBarelyKnew'er Bush

George HomeWork Bush

Just got big bonaer, this acetaminophen strong asf 😐

Just hallucinated football commentators, this acetaminophen strong asf 😐

"Well we're in California"

"No this is LA"

Need me an autistic furry with no gag reflex

Is yur pussy dwippin

Being politically active is crazy cuz ur post-nut clarity could take the form of Nancy Pelosi

Boykisser wouldn't have me behaving out of character

if I tweet about cock one more time people are gonna start thinking I'm gay

Me when I use a magnifying glass to observe my cock in broad daylight but the concentrated sunlight lights my pubes on fire so my behavior changes (I scream) (Thomas Young reference)

Took me too long to realize the windshield wasn't a screen

Biden's a twink

Whichever blessed German man invented putting brownie in ice cream deserves a gaggy blowjob

Proximity-boiled egg

"I don't want to taste the taste of dick"

Then why you suckin????

Peak form

Watching Jack and Jill #ShatterABottleInMyLargeIntestine

An animal hospital is just a regular hospital to a freak like me

Putting melatonin gummies in a cup of Nyquil like hot cocoa with marshmallows

Maybe the real diagnosis was the Wilsons we made along the way #VietnamWar

Access to a microcenter would put me into generational debt

@grok translate

Putting caffeine pills in a cup of espresso like hot cocoa with marshmallows

I agree hearing ur voice is cringe

Kasane teto hunting grounds

Yo this nazi's spitting bars