Padded Thomas

The “underwear” drawer of your friendly neighborhood bedwetter (definitely too old to still wear diapers). The very same stash you’ve been stealing from… and oh, he knows.

Having your tapes perfectly aligned on the first diaper of the day — chef’s kiss 👨‍🍳👌

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🧸 This post is brought to you by the word: Grateful 🌈

Being little (or Big!) isn’t always easy, but sometimes, really good things happen. I want to shine a soft light on those by giving a little something back:

🎁 A $60 AUD gift card for @onesiesdownunder.com ✨
(how to enter in the comments)

✨also, very proud of my sign, wrote it all by myself ✨

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🍼 Reply and share something you’re grateful for in our community. It could be a friend, a memory, or a moment that made you feel safe or seen.

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🧸 This post is brought to you by the word: Grateful 🌈

Being little (or Big!) isn’t always easy, but sometimes, really good things happen. I want to shine a soft light on those by giving a little something back:

🎁 A $60 AUD gift card for @onesiesdownunder.com ✨
(how to enter in the comments)

*pouts deeply, arms crossed* Hmph… I’m not a tiny baby!
(the onesie tho, is very much so soft)

Same here! totally forgot about them lol, kinda feel like a certified bed wetter now haha

Well well well, look who showed up in the mail today. Still excited about these? (Absolutely!)

Aye aye, Captain! ⚓️
This little rascal’s ready to plunder snacks, bury treasure, and maybe accidentally pee in the seven seas… after a midday nap🐻🏴‍☠️💦 @onesiesdownunder.com

So… remember that post back on March 3?

148 days in, 553 days — that’s about 1 year and 6 month to go! …so yeah, I guess I live like this now. 😅 Thanks, internet.

Should we add to it? 🤭🫣
❤️ — 1 day
📝 — 3 days
🔁 — 1 week

I know! I They remind me of a memory of just “sitting on top” of a diaper, randomly placed at the edge of a couch at party at my neighbors also around grade school.

Never felt the need to bifold a diaper… until today. @diaper-minister.com

As a (self proclaimed) dinosaur expert, the new Jurassic World movie was 👨‍🍳🤌. Could had used more T-Rex time 🦖

Double padding strongly suggested!

If you are thirsty, they are thirsty. Keep your diapers hydrated this summer.

do it lol

One single comment and I jump

🚨QUICK! Put this double stuffed diaper on, no time to explain. HURRY!! 🚨

Serious question:
Why is this called a “Diaper” and not a “Porta potty”🤔🚽?

🎉 Happy Anniversary @onesiesdownunder.com !
10 years of making littles feel seen, safe, and snuggly 🧸🍼
(Coincidentally, that’s as high as I can count without using my fingers and toesies 😇)

✨ Limited anniversary onesie drops June 3rd at 8PM EDT!

Not Speedo targeting me on insta with a swim diaper ad.

I’m offended since there’s none in my size… but also kinda honored by the algorithm. Surprise… I’m the baby 👁️👄👁️

That morning moment when you glance down at your wet diaper and remember exactly why it doesn’t matter where you are or who’s around—you’re getting diapered for bed, no exceptions.

What if you’re bedwetter AND narcoleptic? A recipe for mandatory 24/7 diapers? 🤔😴🌊

Don’t read this, or you’re baby.
Uh-oh! Guess you’re baby now—teehee! 🤭

Potty training who? I don’t know her.

Sorry i can’t go out, i have plans.
My plans:

Hot weather’s here! Time to waddle with these sunny day tips:

1. Sprinkle lotsa powder
2. Wear light ‘n’ breathable diaps
3. Drink up—but don’t flood too fast!
4. Change often!!

Sunshine + crinkles = happy baby vibes

Skipped a day from your 24/7?
The Diaper Universe demands balance!🔥

For every day skipped, you owe a booster penalty on your next diaper. Two days? Double boost. Three? You’re gonna be waddling for justice.

Now if you’ll excuse me… I’ve got five days to catch up with!

I blame cartoons for somehow giving me the fantasy of being strapped into a diaper by an UNSTOPPABLE diaper-changing machine.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s imagined this 😂😂