Rubenstein holding out the hat on his bobblehead is the longest extension this team has made

The days are probably more relevant since we know they don’t mind calling guys up to ride the bench

JJ is really fitting in with the big league squad with these baserunning blunders

Sword of Ramoncles hanging by twine

I think Strowd came up just so people would stop being able to say that Mike Elias had yet to draft a single pitcher who premiered as an Oriole

The Picture of Dorian Grayson, except both he and the team are falling apart

www.baseball-reference.com/teams/split....

Orioles fans have suffered the largest punishment associated with the 2017 Astros

Akin blew the game to the Scotts lawn care guy

Stop putting infielders in the outfield

Surely this time Grayson will have no unforeseen additional complications

Thanks. It's hard to find a more recent PDF of these rules (you probably have one), but MLR 7(b) (from registrationz.mlbpa.org/pdf/MajorLea...) has:
"optional player’s contract is being recalled for the
purpose of replacing on a Club’s Active List a player assigned to another Major League Club"

I thought that was Brandon Young, though? Jackson was called up on the 26th

how was he recalled less than 10 days after being optioned?

Elias has taken the salt from my food and replaced it with ash

The Eastern and Western Ramon empire have fallen

The one game I saw in-person in 2018 happened to be Cedric's first game. He had 3 hits and has been my favorite Oriole since ☹️

the Jays have rancid vibes

I preferred Goldeneye to TWINE

Blue Jays the actual birds are bullies so I’m not surprised by their fans

red-faced and red-assed

The only way Grayson is throwing another pitch as an Oriole is if he becomes a southpaw

She switched to a hockey player

Rays?

Lindsay, the Ballain't good!

Best hope is a game 3 walkoff after losing this series

Constitutionally incapable of beating an NL team

It’s another thing like the liquor laws where the counties have a ton of latitude