Just Jordan

That's my secret. I was always uncool.

This algorithm is getting a little too targeted.

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THIS WITH CRAZY CACTUS COMING OUT???

What the actual *?! The White House has designated Mr. Musk’s office, the United States DOGE Service, as an entity protected from public records requests and most judicial intervention until at least 2034, by classifying its documents as presidential records.

This is my daily reminder that my parents would rather go no contact with their son than call a fascist a fascist.

Gonk gang rise up

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"What radicalized you?"
"I dunno."

*Watches Star Wars in it's entirety for the 2187th time*

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Probably gonna be both honestly

Deciding whether to make this page a Disney Parks/Star Wars/Lego/MTG fan account or to just go all out on the rage against the billionaires and the people who sold us out to them.

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Probably gonna be both honestly

I live.

I am now fully in my villain era and it's all because of this VIP party I had to let in 10 minutes after last call who said they'll only be 5 minutes and proceeded to throw a FUCKIN 90 MINUTE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST BY THE LEAST FUNNY PEOPLE EVER TO LIVE. AGKDYLDYKDFHKSG