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Martin Rosner

@hotpaper.bsky.social

I make Hot Paper Comics

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Medieval Unboxing

06.03.2026 16:09 — 👍 501    🔁 93    💬 0    📌 0
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slay the spire 2

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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

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Hell yeah

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Wish I faced my problems with the determination of a deer faced with a fence

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Hell yeah

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hell yeah

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hell yeah

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weak

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weak

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No part of the human soul yearns for a podcast

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HELL YEAH

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Hell yeah

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Hell yeah

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Happy hell yeah

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Damn what a steal hell yeah

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a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/

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Hell yeah

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Hell yeah

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Fat white pony that looks similar to a sheep, photographed from up close

Fat white pony that looks similar to a sheep, photographed from up close

RETURN OF THE TINY FAT SHEEP HORSE

28.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 78    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Hey I noticed your good taste

27.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Family relations so strained I'm using the customer service voice at home

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Hell yeah

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The party dissed my clerical robes so now I'll sober em up every time they down a pint at the tavern

26.02.2026 21:55 — 👍 32    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

If you're trans, your opinion on the issues that effect you and only you are biased and not worth considering, but if you're a liar who's been caught misrepresenting the subjects you're reporting on multiple times, they'll want you to write for the NYT.

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Were you gone for a couple of months or did I miss a lot of posts in a row?

26.02.2026 10:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to Bro Talk, the podcast where we get guys to talk to a therapist by telling them we want them as a guest on our podcast

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Hell yeah brother

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Hell yeah phil

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Hell yeah

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