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@jillybeanbuttle.bsky.social

Nebraska expat living in Southern Missouri. I love the Ozark mountains, but I miss the plains. Also love the ocean, and RMNP.

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Latest posts by jillybeanbuttle.bsky.social on Bluesky

martha isnโ€™t taking any shit & neither should you

11.08.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mark Cuban posts:

Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most.  Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour.  Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.  

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch

marthapearce55.bsky.social replies:

You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

11.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14827    ๐Ÿ” 2231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 327    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

"Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....Alexi Lalas stooooormed the capitooool.....on January Sixth"

ELITE S-Tier chant by Midnight Riders tonight

10.08.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1232    ๐Ÿ” 232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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โ€œLack of use, plus three bouts of COVID, probably phased out the plectrum for meโ€: Mark Knopfler tells why heโ€™s ditched the pick in favor of fingerpicking The former Dire Straits guitarist told us why he moved away from the plectrum but still regards the pick as โ€œa superior thingโ€

โ€œI probably wouldnโ€™t be able to play them so well now [..] Lack of use, plus three bouts of COVID, probably phased out the plectrum for meโ€

Legendary Dire Straits guitarist Mark Knopfler on how SARS-CoV-2 infection affected his ability to play music

#LongCovid

www.guitarplayer.com/players/mark...

09.08.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 529    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

No sorry I will not allow treating transgender people as anything less than full and equal members of American society be characterized as purity and something to be papered over to defeat the right. If people like Buttigieg and Newsom want to throw those rights under the bus we have more options.

08.08.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1778    ๐Ÿ” 396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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War as a Human Endeavor: How do we train for that? โ€œWar is a human endeavorโ€”a fundamentally human clash of wills often fought among populations. It is not a mechanical process that can be controlled precisely, or even mostly, by machines, statisticโ€ฆ

Weird when youโ€™re researching a topic and come across something you yourself wrote 8 years ago. Mildly irritating to think I was a better writer then, but also, this piece shows trends that brought us to the current state of the DOD

angrystaffofficer.com/2017/02/13/w...

08.08.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It is important to put it in context in terms of the atrocities heโ€™s causing, and not overplay this, but his sheer, oblivious vulgarity is just astonishing.

08.08.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 378    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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If youโ€™re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noemโ€”South Park already nailed it.

07.08.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23457    ๐Ÿ” 8073    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 664    ๐Ÿ“Œ 491
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I see the documentary series is going well.

#SouthPark

07.08.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 625    ๐Ÿ” 238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

07.08.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40233    ๐Ÿ” 7707    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163

YESSSSSS

07.08.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll never shut up about this

07.08.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love her so much ๐Ÿ–ค

07.08.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ICE is hiring!

US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team.

Open positions include:
Senior Goon
Racism Enforcement Office
Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time)

Experience with children a plus

usajobs.gov

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

07.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28076    ๐Ÿ” 6234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 697    ๐Ÿ“Œ 309
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AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.

07.08.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1962    ๐Ÿ” 563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 203

Washington Post: โ€œIs fascism bad? The answer may surprise youโ€

Teen Vogue: โ€œHere are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrierโ€

06.08.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26599    ๐Ÿ” 6805    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 178    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

New level of dystopia achieved: A state Supreme Court has announced a death sentence ruling via an AI spokesman

07.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1079    ๐Ÿ” 394    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
The Bluesky Dictionary
Can Bluesky say every word in the English language?

Tracking since 08/05/2025 12:21
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The Bluesky Dictionary Can Bluesky say every word in the English language? Tracking since 08/05/2025 12:21 35.69% Dictionary Coverage (98,128/274,937 unique words seen) 52,530,684 Total Words Seen 4,342,639 Posts Processed

We can do it everybody www.avibagla.com/blueskydicti...

06.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4450    ๐Ÿ” 619    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 699    ๐Ÿ“Œ 307

Looking good! Vacation agrees with you. Appreciate you and glad you got a break.

07.08.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The great thing about this tariff is there arenโ€™t many products that have semiconductors in them.

06.08.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is Horus. He got a lot of attention on a recent flight in Mexico. Clearly the other passengers have never flown with someone so handsome. 14/10 we're told he was very well behaved (TT: denniabuendagalvn, paulinagtza_, cheetahbash, cristianjbetancourt)

06.08.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9728    ๐Ÿ” 1191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 275    ๐Ÿ“Œ 175
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On left:

ABC: Ghislaine Maxwell told "Blanche that Trump had never done anything in her presence that would have caused concern."

On right:

Maxwell said same about Epstein, under oath.

DOJ 2022: "Simply put, the defendant lies when it suits her."

Whatever is the truth, she's no source for it.

06.08.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3836    ๐Ÿ” 1306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 251    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75

Uprooting confederate statues and shipping them to a museum where it could be given proper historical context WAS the compromise position so yes when we get back in the answer is to smash them to bits on Live Television like the Berlin Wall.

06.08.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 251    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

See the reason why you donโ€™t do this is because now we all gotta wonder if Appleโ€™s commitment to privacy will hold up when the guy whose ass you just kissed starts demanding you break it

06.08.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 292    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
a fluffy black orb like a soot sprite is sitting on a white floor. thereโ€™s a small crescent shape of white right in the middle, with a black round spot centered within it. at first glance, it has the appearance of a single eyeball floating in the middle of the void. at second glance, it still looks like that. but maybe on third examination, itโ€™s clearer that the white is from a dogโ€™s little snout, and the black in the middle is the dogโ€™s nose, and any other distinguishing feature like eyes, ears, and paws are absorbed into the black void.

a fluffy black orb like a soot sprite is sitting on a white floor. thereโ€™s a small crescent shape of white right in the middle, with a black round spot centered within it. at first glance, it has the appearance of a single eyeball floating in the middle of the void. at second glance, it still looks like that. but maybe on third examination, itโ€™s clearer that the white is from a dogโ€™s little snout, and the black in the middle is the dogโ€™s nose, and any other distinguishing feature like eyes, ears, and paws are absorbed into the black void.

an exceedingly fluffy black dog stands expectantly on the floor and looks up at a little kid in a high chair who presumably has snacks to share. the little bit of white on the dogโ€™s nose and their pink tongue is the only interruption in the otherwise endless sea of darkness. but at least from this angle, they have a more defined body and tiny feet, so sheโ€™s a little less โ€œorbโ€ and a little more โ€œdog.โ€

an exceedingly fluffy black dog stands expectantly on the floor and looks up at a little kid in a high chair who presumably has snacks to share. the little bit of white on the dogโ€™s nose and their pink tongue is the only interruption in the otherwise endless sea of darkness. but at least from this angle, they have a more defined body and tiny feet, so sheโ€™s a little less โ€œorbโ€ and a little more โ€œdog.โ€

We only rate dogs. This is the goth cousin of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. Please understand it's not just a phase, and only send dogs. Thank youโ€ฆ 12/10 (credit u/vincidelaunc)

06.08.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4909    ๐Ÿ” 761    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112
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Actor Dean Cain, who played Superman in the '90s, reveals he joined ICE Dean Cain, who starred in "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," made a recruitment video for the agency Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Bro, they lifted the age requirements so Dean Cain could land work.

06.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2945    ๐Ÿ” 477    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 230    ๐Ÿ“Œ 271

โ€œIf you spray him, he will winโ€. lol

06.08.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doug did a parody of Bradโ€™s famous scene in Seven for a local brewery (Motherโ€™s Brewery is awesome) to also benefit his non-profit Care to Learn. Itโ€™s great. I love how people are just walking into the brewery in the background. lol

youtu.be/UiyL-AAUnvA?...

06.08.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, damn. Doug Pittโ€™s mom died.

(Itโ€™s also Bradโ€™s mom, but Doug is the better human) (imo) (the family is local)

06.08.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€œNobody cameโ€: Hill Country flooding survivors recount anguish, neglect during emotional hearing Residents told state lawmakers about what theyโ€™ve lost and the hardships theyโ€™re experiencing almost a month after the July 4 disaster devastated the region.

The MAGA-led response to the Texas floods is going great - so great that locals are still finding rotting human body parts in the debris that no one in government appears to care about picking up:

06.08.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1883    ๐Ÿ” 833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 140

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