Testy by Nature 🇨🇦

Whose money do you suppose they're using?

It doesn't technically have to. You could just wait for the next set of bad actors to exploit its weaknesses.

(But yes. Please re-write it.)

The reason I am constantly shocked (despite all this) is that he's really not that great at it. He's pathetically weak and vain. He is a terrible liar. He kills everything he touches. Who said he was great at anything? He's a losing loser who loses, and apparently is also President sometimes.

Ooh! I'm going to chase certain fame as an electricity skeptic! Oh, hang on. I have to charge my phone first.

It started stupid and feeble, and has grown more pathetic every single time.

The Ballroom. It could be redesigned as a solid lump of lead with a small group of cells carved out. I mean "Priority Executive Seating" for "Very Important Guests" to be on display for others who would want to emulate them.

He will say anything. He will also deny having said it. Then somehow him calling you stupid will be the thing that sticks despite him being absolute shit at lying. He's trying to crush you under the sheer weight of the idiocy.

Frankly, the plan was dead before it was presented. It was dead every other time Russia/US proposed that Ukraine just give Putin whatever it wants. Trying to present it as anything approaching a peace plan is nothing but photobombing real efforts.

I expect he would work with Russia to ensure the US is in a war as soon as his stalling starts to fail. Then he'll seize any power he has not taken already. If you ever see meaningful releases of Epstein materials, it will be in part because the POSOTUS is dead.

But it's not inevitable. Freedom will require a fight. For them, this is a culmination of decades of pressure to reshape education and politics toward a tipping point where enough pieces are in place to overthrow the US completely. You can bet they'll resist attempts to fix this.

Unfortunately, this does put us (Canada) on the front line when someone decides that the "US" is not enough territory. I'd rather fight before that ever becomes our reality. I have said this before about 51st state garbage... T can try coming up here, but he'll go home with his teeth in a bag.

"Sir, do you have any comments on the videos released this morning that show you..."
Yeah. Just getting his initial reaction to that would be priceless.

8. One for each war he made up.

Could someone get the US Supreme Court on record saying that murder isn't an official duty of the POSOTUS?

Back to thinking as I did several months ago. He has an agreement with Putin where Dumpy gets the Western hemisphere and Vlad gets the East to exploit however they see fit. Alliances are just for show now.

Straight shooter with upper management potential.

Perhaps there is some legal groundwork that he needed in place before he could openly do so? Covering himself against retribution and having quieter talks first?

Awww. Isn't it sweet how much he likes his little necklace?

a cartoon drawing of a computer on a desk with a sign that says ' abc ' on it Alt: Homer Simpson automated his job by getting a hummingbird toy to continually press 'Y' on his keyboard.

i don't want to watch the video as I've been swearing at these videos all day. The quote above, though, is possibly accurate. Specifically if you consider how much more efficiently you can complete tasks if you agree without question with everything the POSOTUS says.

I will openly admit that I'm foggy on some of the more convoluted details of our system as well. Possibly they are not meant to be fully understood by mere mortals. Or it's just not important to have a clearer view without being right in there. Happy holidays to you as well!

Not faff. I think there are likely a lot of Americans that have the same questions. As Canadians, it's socially acceptable for us to ask potentially embarrassing questions, since we're not really affected by the answers. Thank you for taking the time to (at least try to) clarify!

Aaargh! My soul! Never heard this one before. Now I'm wishing it could be 5 minutes ago and I could revisit my choices.

"should be"

I can unfortunately imagine scenarios where the laughing stops.

I guess it doesn't make sense to me that you can register as "Independent". Technically you could vote against your registration anyway, right? Is registration just so you can vote in primaries? If so, what benefit is there to registering as Independent?

Homer Simpson The Simpsons GIF Alt: Homer Simpson The Simpsons - Kang and Kodos making fun of voting Independent. "Go ahead. Throw your vote away!"

I don't know that it clarifies a lot. It might be sad. "Table for one? Or would you like to sit with the other independents?"

Extra points for the word "irregardless". I love words that make my teeth hurt.

Yeah. Our neighbours are odd ones. It's like they try to lock you in on something you should never lock in on. And 2 viable parties is too few. Why force a choice between two plans you hate? Or 2 is too many. How about no parties?

To Derrick Van Orden (R - Wisconsin): There are very few situations where an unarmed speedboat is remotely similar to a tank on a battlefield. Get your head out of your ass.

That's the burrito of a person who stares down restrictions on personal freedom. It reminds me to be more adventurous.

"sure to bring everyone into the holiday spirit"
Then fire missiles at the holiday spirit until its debris sinks?