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05.12.2024 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@angrybritain.bsky.social
That angry bloke of Twitter. Just here so no one squats my username really.
Youβve heard of Elf on a Shelf now itβs time for β¦
05.12.2024 15:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck that!
20.11.2024 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only 32,381 followers to gain back β¦ π
18.11.2024 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The problem with joining Bluesky is that you basically have to rebuild the X following youβve gained over years, with most of the accounts you follow missing, and who can really be fucked with that? π€·ββοΈ
17.11.2024 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs literally George Monbiot on here and nobody else isnβt it? π
04.05.2024 19:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anybody here yet?
27.02.2024 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ooo butterfly π¦
(But still nobody here)
This town
Ah aaah
Is coming like a ghost town
Helllooooooooooooooooooooooo β¦.
22.10.2023 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anybody here yet?
04.10.2023 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs way too much backslapping by @bankofengland tonight. After months of crippling rate rises, they havenβt solved inflation, itβs still 3x what it should be. All they have achieved is to put unbelievable strain on UK households and bring the economy to a screeching halt. *Slow clap*
21.09.2023 21:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anybody here yet?
19.09.2023 20:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will attendees at #BurningMan2023 be more disappointed that the festival has been cancelled or that they canβt wank on endlessly about it on Instagram?
03.09.2023 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone? β¦
29.07.2023 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ed Balls
28.07.2023 13:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Massive congratulations to @MayorofLondon who has just forced a few hundred thousand families further into poverty in a Cost of Living Crisis as they will now have to either scrap perfectly good and usable cars that donβt comply with the ULEZ expansion from 29th August
What a cunt.
Knock knock
Whoβs there?
Literally fucking nobody
*Goes back to X*
What I love right is that Aliens are now confirmed as real, but we are so desensitised to everything after the last 3 years of utter madness that nobody gives a solitary shit about the single biggest thing to have happened to the human race since like, ever π€·ββοΈ
27.07.2023 22:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0UK Police have now spent Β£7.7m policing Just Stop Oil protests, but heaven forbid you should need them to come out to a burglary, a mugging or anti-social behaviour by feral children.
27.07.2023 19:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me where itβs landing and Iβll welcome it with open fucking arms β¦
27.07.2023 16:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quiet here innit? #toomanycooks
27.07.2023 16:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: British Gas have just declared 6 month profits of, wait for it
Β£969,000,000
Thatβs as near as makes no difference Β£1bn in profit, in 6 months.
While you and I sit in the dark and cold worried about keeping the house warm or leaving a light on.
Itβs fucking disgraceful π€¬
That is unreal. They should have paid him.
27.07.2023 08:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How ridiculous it has become β¦ π€¦ββοΈ
27.07.2023 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here we go again β¦
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