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Very funny to do this with famous myths, instead of random memes

11.11.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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As the situation in Pokrovsk becomes critical, and AFU reinforces the pocket to stabilize the flanks, there's considerable attention now to how this battle is unfolding. A few thoughts on the situation. 1/ (DeepStateMap)

07.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 9

Alas, this also probably applies to likes on social media

06.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding to this, "what happens to the GOP after Trump" has always been a question without a good answer, but it's becoming more and more pressing as Grandpa sunsets more and more. Comparing videos of him today to 2016 is legitimately shocking

06.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty funny to see how many of the government Bsky accounts call themselves the "Official Twitter Account of X Department

18.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that's wild. I'd figured that prop planes shooting down prop bombers died in 1945, crazy that it's returned lol

16.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first I'm hearing about this, what're they being used for?

16.10.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the most conservative-coded belief I have is in the nobility and necessity of duty. There are burdens that no one should have to bear, and yet they must be borne

11.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Otto von Bismarck and I approve this message

10.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wall Street Traders Jolted as Tariff War Flares: Markets Wrap Flaring trade tensions between the US and China sent shockwaves across markets Friday, hammering stocks, oil and crypto while spurring a dash for the perceived safety of Treasuries and gold.

Here's a gift link to today's Bloomberg Market Wrap, but tariffs seem to be the correct TL;DR: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

10.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could be, it was a COVID era experiment, so I don't remember the details too well. I'm very happy with my slow cooker beans, but I'll keep that in mind if I ever need beans in a hurry lol

10.10.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what I was doing wrong, but my instant pot beans always came out mushy

I like instant pots in theory, and I've got a few recipes down pat that are go-tos, but it's rough that there's no good way to try something mid stream and course correct

10.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and a bulb of garlic. It comes out with that roasted garlic texture, I love it so much

10.10.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the base*

10.10.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Throw in whatever spices you want, they'll all taste good, but that's the case

10.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Slow cookers are the cheat code to this, imo. Two cups of dry beans, a bunch of water, a tablespoon of salt, and leave it on low right before lunch, they'll be ready by dinner

10.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

And not just size, but fire suppression, insulation, indoor plumbing, and electricity are all massive improvements in quality of life. A landlord special electric range would be a massive QoL improvement for even the wealthiest 19th century households

08.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No one's talking about the electoral effects of the rapture, but it's gonna be huge

23.09.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It literally was, though

bsky.app/profile/ryan...

04.09.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The article was debunked, but I think we'd be in a better place if it were true

04.09.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, leftists really are addicted to losing, huh. "The DNC exerts too much control over online discourse" is like, the exact opposite of the most pressing problem in 2025

04.09.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like this might be an Epstein thing, where he'd finally find a line his base won't cross

30.08.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm agnostic about the balance of power between the Fed and Congress, but it 100% should not be answerable to the Executive

29.08.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't even adjusting for population, and it's still an order of magnitude difference lol

29.08.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, probably what would have happened if Biden had passed Medicare for All is Trump would have dutifully respected the law and continued to fund that program. That seems pretty likely to me, a person with eyes in 2025

28.08.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, poignant is a very good word for it

27.08.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Te Souviens-tu?" - French Post-Napoleonic Soldier Song
YouTube video by Ingen "Te Souviens-tu?" - French Post-Napoleonic Soldier Song

Not sure if you'd call it a march, but I've got a soft spot for "Te Souviens-Tu?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS-9...

27.08.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's a bad post. My more fundamental complaint is that it's irresponsible to publish an article titled "we're definitely 100% gonna lose"

26.08.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Valerii Zaluzhnyi, well-known dove on Russia

25.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Zohran's 5-Step YIMBY Playbook to Fix New York's Housing Crisis Mamdani made housing affordability and transit the centerpiece of his campaign. Here's everything he could do as mayor to move the needle.

β€œWhat levers are available to Zohran to achieve the goal of a more affordable, sustainable, and livable New York City?” www.liberalcurrents.com/zohrans-5-st...

25.08.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

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