Cricket

staying up too late my whole life never learning a lesson

Getting into ✨intra community✨ discourse tonight

Bi lesbians exist and do not need your permission to define themselves as such

If you don’t specify your pronouns in your bio the polite thing to do is refer to you as “they”

Call my daughter a “biological male” to my face and I will literally punch you

“Biological males” fuck off

If she sits on your face, she probably likes you

Hahaha SHE DID 😂🥰

Literal swoon

A man ordering for you at a restaurant: ew gross sexist

A woman ordering for you: 😍 please top me immediately

That’s where the real shenanigans start

It's Okay To Feel Like Shit I'm Doing It Right Now (a pic of a woman)

Hahahahhahaaaa

Oh just shut up and go away

Intellectual dishonesty and gaslighting are a trademark of ableist assholes

And btw autism and neurodivergence are not “disordered behaviors” they’re just different neurotypes, educate yourself please

Um you told an adult “you do not have to be a child forever, no matter how much you want to be” do you not understand how deeply rude and ableist that is

nothing makes me need a long nap quite like a short nap

lol wut on what planet is that what I’m doing here.

You’re being extremely ignorant and ableist towards autism and neurodivergence and I’m just telling it like it is 🤷🏻

You don’t have to be an ableist prick no matter how much you want to be

What a piece of shit my god

How am I supposed to dress like a bisexual in this economy?

idk how y’all put up with some of the unhinged shit i say, but i love you for it

I was born in 1978 so I was definitely experiencing all of this as well.

me: good morning

her: [anything basically…]

me: SHUT UP AND TOP ME 😭

Every once in a while, you see a squirrel having an existential crisis. He isn't scurrying around, running up a tree or digging in the ground. He's just standing there, staring into space. "I don't want to be a squirrel anymore."

Sorry, could you repeat that, I couldn't hear you over the thrum of these thighs clamped around my ears.

Was with you up until the slut shaming at the end!

Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it

A good thing to always keep in mind is that everyone is literally insane now.