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Cricket, Offensive Misandrist

@manicpanic.bsky.social

They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Protect trans kids ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿ”ช

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i know my approval is everything to u

05.03.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Half sours are where itโ€™s at but Iโ€™ll allow it a pickleโ€™s a pickle

05.03.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

instead of forgetting to reply to texts or DMs my new thing is going to be responding to them in completely different platforms

05.03.2026 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[me to my crush] pls go away but also dontttttt ugh

05.03.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

didnโ€™t have time to shower after sex this morning so Ive been walking around like that all day which is either gross or hot depending on how slutty you are

04.03.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ty bb ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

04.03.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thankfully my hair is verrrrrry forgiving ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.03.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Smh u guys have no faith in my enduring hotness.

Gonna shower and show you how cute I look

04.03.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m 47 and that thing is gonna haunt my dreams lmao

04.03.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™m not going to say what is in my heart but it rhymes with schmiolence

10.11.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wtffffff

04.03.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is about me

04.03.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have my cool and funny moments ๐Ÿ˜˜

04.03.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh i LOVED THAT BOOK i used to read it to my kids when they were babies ๐Ÿ˜ญ

04.03.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we shall see!!!

04.03.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my main purpose in life tbh i can die happy now

04.03.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did nonbinary U beat them

04.03.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i hope Dr girlfriend is the OBGYN

04.03.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐˜™๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜บโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜‰๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜บ is my favorite film about deviled eggs.

04.03.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

apparently i am On Some Shit tonight so watch out (or whatever, donโ€™t idc)

04.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cannot wait for next weekโ€™s warm weather ๐Ÿ˜ญ

04.03.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

true story lmaooo

04.03.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

04.03.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

changed Siri to a male voice so I didnโ€™t feel bad telling it to shut up all the time

04.03.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

gonna make this hidey hole a hidey home

04.03.2026 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it said โ€œbitch fucked if i knowโ€

04.03.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow. Wow

04.03.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dw Iโ€™m doing curtain bangs not terf bangs

04.03.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all and your radish slander smdh

04.03.2026 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sit on the bus, gulping congealed stew from a rusty half muffler, watching all the Millennial crybabies trying to cancel me for my love of stew. "Stew lover!" they taunt. "Bet you love that stew," another who may be a trans says. I narrow my eyes and gulp more. I'm living rent free in their heads.

04.03.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0