Cricket, Offensive Misandrist

We were just talking about that! Also looking forward to the forthcoming one.

pleased to inform you that blade really holds the fuck up

when you’re cuddling with someone and you can’t stop running your fingers over each other

Gonna get high and eat a pizza with my lover so at least I got that going for me

I have as many fucks to left give as the progesterone I have.

Not. Fucking. Much.

I feel like my number of fucks and amount of progesterone I have in supply are in direct correlation to each other

Mr. Krabs saying “the MILF is always right !”

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lol i think you'll be fine

we'll lose about 50% of this website's accounts

Todays date is 3OH!3. This is your reminder to never trust a hoe

u got it

at 4k followers i will hex all your annoying overly familiar reply guys who feel the need to explain your own jokes to you

Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought

SAME. I can't even get it up if I don't really enjoy your company as a person. If a person isn't someone I'd want to just hang out and grab a beer with even without the sex, then the sex isn't happening.

I mean sometimes people have similar jokes but uh yeah I don’t think that was what was happening here 😂

lol just saw a screenshot of a tweet in insta that was word for word something someone on bluesky posted several days later does this violate some sort of social media plagiarism code

YEP. If i can't text you a meme or a "hi" sometimes without you getting weird then you're not getting access to my body lmao come on

Are they a teenage one

men will say they want to be FWB but all they want is a hole or three at their own convenience

women are such better FWB because they actually remember that the F part is the real B

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to be fair the parents are the reason i don't actually love myself, because love with abuse fucks you uppppppp

whyyyy rev 😭

loved by two whole ass partners, multiple FWB, one "it's complicated", a sister, two parents, several friends, two kids, and all y'all and still i don't love myself

ily

You are lovable even when you feel terrible. Know this.

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such a babe 😭

I'm Gonna Git You Succor

what a concept