oh well that works out great because I’m making shoyu chicken
02.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh well that works out great because I’m making shoyu chicken
02.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pro tip if you want someone to fall in love with you have several cloves of garlic sautéing in butter when they walk in the door
02.03.2026 22:46 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1hey baby Ive earned a whole dollar on Reddit, I heard you like big spenders
02.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Love when the shelf with the lube on it has a little bell that alerts everyone in the CVS that I am once again getting up to my slutty ways
02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0celery is delicious crunchy water that tastes like the color green
20.07.2025 19:55 — 👍 75 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0This is celery slander and I will not stand for it
02.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll allow it! Just make sure she’s getting lessons in how to yell at men and she’ll be fine.
02.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me when a man says words to me
02.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Sold
02.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that elephant is really tying the room together
13.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 82 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0nothing to say, just gonna repost myself today i guess
02.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
getting ready for work*
*white knuckling the bathroom counter telling myself i have to go in to afford my mortgage
The ✨fragility✨
02.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be the energy they need when they need it.
02.03.2026 13:10 — 👍 26 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0Bird singing outside my window and I swear it’s saying “it’s almost getting-railed-in-a-sundress season”
05.03.2025 13:32 — 👍 57 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0someone please startle me out of bed
02.03.2026 12:39 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0I wanna go to sleep but I also want an ice cream sundae
02.03.2026 05:14 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0That first season is as close as you can get to television perfection
02.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0some of us are switches you know
02.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tag inside my fitted sheet saying “top or bottom”
my fitted sheet got a little fresh with me
02.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 46 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
is it time for a veronica mars rewatch
trick question it is always time for a veronica mars rewatch
men are gross bye
02.03.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0me posting about sex is not an invitation for you to talk to me about literally anything ever byeeeeee
02.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why men who post nothing but porn think I give one single fuck about their sex lives I will never understand go away
02.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0ew i do not care!
02.03.2026 04:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
is there anything better than getting into warm clean sheets with freshly shaved legs
(besides lesbian sex i mean)
I hate to think I’m desensitized to it all but sometimes desensitization is the only way to survive 😭
02.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fuck got sad about Catherine O’Hara all over again.
02.03.2026 04:22 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards
02.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 2564 🔁 494 💬 7 📌 68
*this
Ugh this app fucking SUCKS lately
