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Cricket, Offensive Misandrist

@manicpanic.bsky.social

They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Protect trans kids πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ πŸ”ͺ

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The feminine urge to emulate Anne Bonny and be tits out while slaying dudes

01.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Was jus gonna tag him in something and saw he was gone :(((

01.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have received pain with zero gain. Please advise

01.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait where did flamingo go 😭

01.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

until then you have plenty of bluesky friends who are proud of you 🫢🏻

01.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chat looks I am falling down on the job smh I’ll try to correct this oversight forthwith

01.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully most of them know to stay away at this point

01.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slutty misandrist polyamorous bisexual, follow me if you like oversharing about sexual escapades and watching people with great tits yell at men #promosky

01.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t even get drunk last night and somehow managed to drunk text two people, smooth moves exlax

01.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i need a woman who's willing to carry me around in a big papoose

01.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You: March Madness

Me: you mean parade of mental illness

13.03.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sick of March Madness, give me March Sanity

20.03.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Houdini strapped up with a rock, standing next to a pool

Houdini strapped up with a rock, standing next to a pool

logging on

01.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Added a few more. If you do one thing today, make it adding all of these lovely humans.

go.bsky.app/HVpXmDo

01.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know what, whatever bro

28.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

01.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can smell the AP English classes on you

01.03.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Yassss do itttt

01.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m supposed to sit with my own thoughts? The things that are trying to kill me? Yeah no thanks

01.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—

01.03.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve finally achieved a good work-life balance by being unabashedly underwhelming in both.

01.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A metal plaque with raised lettering spelling out the phrase, "In a dream you saw a way to survive and your were full of joy."

A metal plaque with raised lettering spelling out the phrase, "In a dream you saw a way to survive and your were full of joy."

Jenny Holzer, Untitled ("In a Dream..."), from The Survival Series, 1983–85

01.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Blasphemer

01.03.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She hit all the damn nails on the head wow

01.03.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girl.

01.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol right??

01.03.2026 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so evocative πŸ˜‚

01.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Last volunteer shift. Can't wait to knock the sonic coins out of you on Tuesday.

Last volunteer shift. Can't wait to knock the sonic coins out of you on Tuesday.

Lmao i love my partners

01.03.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Apple Music playing
The Book of Love by The Magnetic Fields

But l, I love it when you read to me
And you, you could read me anything

Screenshot of Apple Music playing The Book of Love by The Magnetic Fields But l, I love it when you read to me And you, you could read me anything

My playlist is just toying with my heart at this point

01.03.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0