smimps 🥜

when she makes being the "mom friend" a little too much of her personality and now youre trying to have fun drinking with a chaperone breathing over your shoulder

been debating whether i should make this a proper nsfw art account. the reason i havent decided yet is because doing so would suggest that i will have to actually make and post art lmaoooo imagine

YIPPPEEE ❤❤❤❤

zzl.......overstim.....👉👈

they should make a front facing camera that doesnt do that shit to ur face bc why did i just spend and entire video call looking like shrek

there is something evil within me..... (gas)

TGED MENTION!!! so excited for one of our greatest perverts to read this one

texting new relationships: that sounds good! haha! when were you thinking? i know a good spot!

texting a guy youve known for 8 years: you are a Rat bastard and you smell like a sock. you will be receiving an item from the Store in 10 to 40 minutes

this fucking smoothie better get me pregnant for a price like that

all i got was this stupid piss kink 😒

wish i had a foot fetish so i would have the motivation i need to actually practice drawing feet. alas, hasnt stuck. neither has being a furry. i might be artistically bankrupt under these conditions

i couldnt work in a baby food factory id be up at the vats with the minced garlic shallots chili oil deglazing with white wine adding chopped pancetta etc

#svsss #sqq #shenqingqiu

this takes a true passion for boobs unseen in this day

please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.

good soup 😩

"no added msg" kind of wish there was

(candy world divorce proceedings) she got custardy

anyone else feel like they have a style of humour and socialisation better suited to people 10-15 years older than them and thats why peers their own age look vaguely annoyed and confused when they talk for too long or is that just me

a 3d scene with a crashed ufo and alien asking a nasa engineer for help. they stand in front of the artemis 2 rocket.

earthside assistance

heavily embellished text in a variety of fonts, colours, and word-art styles reads "y'all seeing this shit? call that the bermuda triangle the way i'm getting lost in it." in between the lines of text are four simplified drawings of fat women's bikini-clad pelvic area, with the triangular pad of fat immediately below the stomach highlighted.

act of passion through my fevered haze today

never let your job or your friends or your family or your dreams distract you from Posting

im not saying eating oats and a fresh fruit routinely will fix your entire life but it certainly wouldnt hurt

to the surprise of no one i have once again stretched a "1 hour" recipe into 2.5 hours

you ever eat a fresh fruit and feel urself perk up like a watered tomato plant

you are my fav artist bar none!! i open bsky just to check if youve posted smth new

you ever receive an emotional shock so severe you feel physically weak for the rest of the day. legs shaky arms heavy head dizzy. crazy stuff. your feelings can hurt you in real life! they dont tell you this

i spend 90% of my waking time during summer being pissed off at the weather and the other 10% developing balmy evening sense memories that ill get weird and nostalgic about in 10 years

might fuck around and start eating the daily recommended fiber intake