Mike Cook

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

I'd Rather Be the Pope

Prince Donald's Republican reign has been less than purple, but the controversy of the image of him wearing a papal mitre has Catholics saying he can never take the place of their man. Maybe he should have worn a raspberry beret.

by Maureen Dowd

We will be eliminating funding for Head Start, PBS, childhood vaccines, and student loans. However, we will be offering a one-time $5000 check to new parents. All right, young women: Start making those babies!

by J.D. Vance and Elon Musk

The Shedeur Sanders prank call shows how inside information can be misused It came to light as an NFL version of The Jerky Boys.

The Shedeur Sanders prank call points to a bigger problem for the NFL. If a 21-year-old can easily get phone numbers from his dad's iPad, how hard can it be to get inside information to use for gambling?
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People are being too hard on Donald Trump for crying out “Vladimir, stop!” Anybody can forget their safe word.

Have to say…

Paying my taxes this year —given the current oligarchy-express—was particularly bitter.

Have we really become so woke that we are no longer comfortable sending innocent people to die in torture camps?

A depressed robot who is clearly just mailing it in.

Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say, privately, the couple disapproves of causing a worldwide recession for no reason.

Charlie Brown grew up. Became middle-aged. Got real therapy (sorry Lucy) and took meds for his crippling anxiety and depression. When Snoopy died, he went back to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm and got a dog named Fuzz.

And then he changed his name to Ziggy.

Discuss.

Hummus goes right through me. Is this normal? Or am I a tad delicate?
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Oh, NOW you’re bothering to campaign is Wisconsin.

France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen.

by Merrick Garland

Morning, London.

#TeslaTakedown.

Protest is the new brunch.

What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.

Txt STOP to opt-out of updates on secret war plans.

Resist.

Men of a certain age across Ohio will melt when they get a phone call from Eddie George asking if their son might be interested in playing football for THE Bowling Green State University.

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

I do interviews.

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YouTube video by The Onion GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall

GOP Congressman Pleads To Be Reassigned To New District After Feelings Really Hurt At Town Hall

Could Roosevelt have stopped the Blitz by cutting off Churchill from Lend-Lease? Our experts weigh in.

i'm stealing this from someone on twitter but the difference in body language here is due to the fact that both of these men are condemned to eternal damnation in the deepest circle of Hell but only Rubio realizes it

When does all the winning start?

“Get the F out of here man”

FAFO.

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I have been laughing at this picture of Frank LaRose at the Vivek Ramaswamy event in Strongsville, wondering where his life went off the tracks.

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