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container next to candy jar labeled "Candy Jail"
Apparently, the most effective child-behaviour modification technique is "mean", and "not very nice".
But it works!
My final disposition on corporate social media...
06.11.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02-factor authentication has never *once* done me any good, but it sure has fucked up plenty of significant events in my life! Good job, Comp. Sci., you made everything suck. (2/2)
06.11.2025 17:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Such an update allows the company in China to create an update that allows the bus to not run in any way. "
www.zetland.dk/historie/svN...
And by "funny", I mean "infuriating", because so many of them are themselves the actual threat to children...
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/04/youth-pastor-lgbtq-child-sexual-abuse-charges/ (2/2)
"The plane was fueled with 38,000 gallons at the time, due to the lengthy trip to Hawaii - sparking a fire that spread to cover FIVE MILES."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15259115/Plane-crash-Louisville-Kentucky.html
So I guess they don't have to say "papers, please" before violating your civil liberties any more...
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/11/us-gives-local-police-a-face-scanning-app-similar-to-one-used-by-ice-agents/
On the plus side, given Emperor Trumps' history of using shoddy materials and stiffing the folks who actually build his construction projects, there's a good chance that he'll be killed or incapacitated by his new ballroom!
04.11.2025 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What make me think of this...
04.11.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It must be an amazingly stressless job, working for the Onion. US Politics has become so ridiculous, so reprehensible, that the jokes just write themselves!
04.11.2025 15:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βIn this shameful careless age, we can and should and must choose to not be careless people.β -A.R. Moxon
www.the-reframe.com/the-death-of...
So what do we think now, 'the left'? Is it still good that we have an emperor rather than a public servant at the top? (2/2)
02.11.2025 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In case you were wondering what an actual snowflake looks like...
thedailybeast.com/donald-trumpβ¦
Do we think that since cops are experts on beating your spouse, they have the expertise to recognize it in others?
timesunion.com/capitol/article⦠(4/4)
A long read, but well worth reading. It's why I pay to subscribe to Radley's work.
27.10.2025 15:27 β π 40 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0So, I need a way to send a jiggle or something to the inactive servers so that they think they are doing something and don't time out! (2/2)
21.10.2025 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm less worried about an AI takeover than I am about AIs treating us all like they're our disappointed parents! (2/2)
20.10.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seriously, though, Trump literally posted a video of himself *SHITTING* on Americans. And MAGA thinks it only splashes on liberals...
20.10.2025 17:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1UX = Unbearable experience
19.10.2025 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MTG recently started making statements that don't sound completely insane. Possible explanations:
1) A handler has recently shoved their hand up her ass.
2) A new handler has their hand up her ass.
3) She recently escaped her handler.
Thoughts?
4) For pity's fucking sake, don't mix menu options and gestures in the same workflow! (2/2)
19.10.2025 14:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"We didnβt love freedom enough. We submitted with pleasure!"
texemarrs.com/082017/we_didnt_β¦
Even if you are sure you don't need extra security, you need extra security. Change messengers! The people keeping you "secure" are farming you like pigs, and the slaughter is a-comin'!
friendica.rogueproject.org/display/cd66...
In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo yet, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!
17.10.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!
17.10.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: Nah, you learn to just suspend it, and let the looney flow; It's actually kinda fun! I wonder if that's why managers do it in the first place.... (2/2)
17.10.2025 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So... Ummm... Has anyone called the evangelicals?
14.10.2025 16:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I-told-you-sos are considered to be preening, so how do you make people remember what you said and see the proof so they change their minds without doing it? This was all predictable, and predicted....
https://blaisehartley.com/2025/10/01/when-you-build-a-dictatorship-you-get-a-dictatorship/