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Disney really are milking the Star Wars franchise

Went to Shetland last year and they have designed the perfect futuristic utopia - public loos and EV chargers seemingly every 50 yards. The rest of the UK... not so toilet friendly

That 10 minute drive can now be a 1hr 45 minute journey involving a bus and 2 train journeys going to and from the nearest city. That's fine for primary school kids, right? Obviously I couldn't take them as if be stranded at their school and couldn't get to work on time

It also depicts John Redwood's ancestors fighting against John Redwood's ancestors and that makes John Redwood sad

Why have the UK ordered more F35s which are only usable with US assistance instead of alternative fighters from the EU?

Stamford Bridge and Hastings

They manage to find my websites despite them being "far down the Google listings" yet it's always nigh on impossible to find their websites

Sounds like the inciting incident for a revenge thriller...

That episode where Red Dwarf predicted project 2025

Lemmy and Slash are from Stoke. Genuinely.

No, he died in the Icarian

Where's Bon Jovi's It's My Life was about whether you turn the pencil or the sharpener.

"why hast thou sullied mine eyes with this manuscript penned by Elizabeth Truss?"

"we reoriented the economy to the private sector" comes across as a positive to the ignorant. "Business owners got rich at the expense of the public" wouldn't come across so well

Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]

Since #htafc got relegated from the premier League there's been a strange obsession by every manager to force players into systems that don't suit them. Injuries aside, play players in their best positions. If they aren't good enough then buy better. Also, sign forwards who can actually score

Just before the goal I realised we never pass like that. When do we have 10 passes or more? Our tactic seems to be hit and hope which leaves the forwards isolated. Also I don't know how ladapo is a professional footballer

That poor goldfish

Santa brought Dan's wife some unusual jewellery the following Christmas

Thankfully, wealthy rulers making poor people fight for them only to abandon their needs was only a brief part of history. We'll never see the likes of that again

This means nothing to me

Are town likely to bring in a striker in January?

It's on the sky sports app if you have it. Difficult to tell the amount of contact from the camera angle though

Prepare for a striker that has a goal record worse than granny with a Zimmer frame

I predict he'll go for 3 terms and then try to remove/extend the term limit. Or a war - he'll argue no one wants elections in wartime, it's unpatriotic

If Trump changes the law to allow a 3rd term (non-consecutive etc), could Obama run for president again?

The next great schism will be between the righteous December decorators and the ungodly, satanic November decorators. Eventually they will unite in a holy war against pre-November decorators

I'm old enough to remember when @htafc.bsky.social had strikers who could score. It was a long time ago. Feels like another lifetime

Well, let's see what this Bluesky pub is like. The last one turned into a shit hole full of pissed up morons looking for a fight.

Alan Sugar has just voted to give Alan Sugar the contract to make satellite dishes