Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.

They aren't even bothering to hide it.

Well all these other guys might be stabbing me but at least I can still rely on my good friend Brutus

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Evidence that coffee is superior to tea is that when a coffee goes cold, it's still pretty good. A tea is only in its sweet spot for a couple of minutes, otherwise it's either too hot or too cold.

every job is at best tolerable until you drop dead or retire, except congressperson, which from the way they cling to power must feel like riding down a water slide 24/7

The doctor diagnosed it comically fast. Like before I had finished lifting up my shirt. I think they can give you an anti viral to speed up recovery. Then I just alternated between Panadol and ibuprofen every 2-3 hours.

I had shingles a couple of years ago and that sounds similar. At first it felt like I was sunburnt for no reason. Then yeah the pain and itchiness.

70% of Australians own property? That can't be true? Do you have a source for that?

It's a shame how little social media seems to prioritize "having a nice time chatting with people and making silly jokes and sharing interesting things".

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.