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cut my life into pieces
this is my last resort

hell fuckin yeah dude lmao please give me more sephiroth-monologuing charlie kirk lovers on this website I fuckin need it

The men's team has to hang out with the ghouls around Trump and the women's team gets to chill with cooler people so maybe fascists punish themselves

Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.

Thank you for saving me having to look up the article because I wanted to see what this drivel was about without reading. Curse you for telling me such a wretched truth. Jesus Christ

Guy sees the government building concentration camps in his neighborhood: I think this marijuana is making me sad

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

that’s right

Credit to Andrea Alemanno for the excellent artwork!

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CW: Death ideation, fantasy gore

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.

Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

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So far along in the aestheticization of politics that you can't even see the politicization of aesthetics

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Haha that means he didn't watch kid rock

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

Barney dressed as Krusty

Meanwhile at the TPUSA show.

That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.

as you watch all of the rah-rah pageantry of the Super Bowl it’s astounding to remember that MAGA is so weird and offputting that they’ve apparently given football to the libs in the national divorce

she let me hit because of my air of profound sadness and tuberculosis swag

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

Richard Grenell tweet: “Charlie Kirk was a future President”

This is the guy who’s “running” the Trump-Kennedy Center these days, he tweeted this yesterday and retweeted it today

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead