Ah-ha! You fool!
That's Trump's 5D chess!
The longer the delivery time, the later the tariffs will need to be paid, perfectly lining him up for the midterms!
Goods can't be expensive if you can't buy them!
[Just to be clear, so I get no mansplaining in the replies, this is sarcasm]
03.03.2026 14:20 β
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Does the official statement contain the words βI never expected the leopards to eat my face, when I votedβ¦β?
03.03.2026 11:42 β
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I lolled at this.
*tips hat*
03.03.2026 11:40 β
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One of the best features of my MGZTT260.
Also available on the lesser models I think...
03.03.2026 10:52 β
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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 β
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I knew they were there already. I recall one episode of @motoringpodcast.com which was just Andrew screaming.
02.03.2026 21:40 β
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βI have this thing that doesnβt work!β
βYouβre rich, so Iβm fully on board with this idea!β
02.03.2026 21:37 β
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Imagine this, but in London, on smaller and more winding and congested roads.
02.03.2026 21:27 β
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The world is finally seeing what Ukraine deals with every single night.
The chaos caused by a few hundred drones across the entire Middle East last weekend is what a single Tuesday in Kyiv looks like.
Russia has launched tens of thousands of shaheds since this started
02.03.2026 15:46 β
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Theyβre not sending us their best people.
Or worse, they are.
02.03.2026 20:23 β
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Historic footage of the synopsis of what moving to Dubai would be like:
02.03.2026 16:57 β
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*reaches for screaming pillow*
02.03.2026 16:55 β
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I didn't ask Antony this question as I wasn't too sure if this was even a paid thing Cammisa did.
To that end, I actually see it worse than a journo doing a paid feature. Jonny seemed to say "look an car" whereas Cammisa, well, as you say...
02.03.2026 15:43 β
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Pete Hegseth won't see your very funny jokes, but your friends who launched decapitation strikes at the leadership of a heavily armed country of 90 million in a hugely volatile region with no congressional approval, clear objective, or plan beyond dropping bombs and hoping for the best, will.
02.03.2026 14:39 β
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In my defence, I stole it from @parodypm.bsky.social , so the minimum possible damage was done by me sharing that.
02.03.2026 09:42 β
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In the movie Signs it is revealed that the aliens who invaded earth, a planet that is 70% water, where water rains from the sky and lingers in the very air itself, are allergic to water.
Something they apparently didn't consider before landing.
Anyway, Iran sure does have a lot of drones, huh?
02.03.2026 09:39 β
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An AI image of Richard Thingummy and Isabel Whatsit as refugees from Dubai with the text: I know this is AI slop, but wouldnβt these two argue they should stop at the first safe country they come to?
Just posted this on fb:
02.03.2026 09:06 β
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Yeah, that was my choice too to sit there in.
02.03.2026 08:56 β
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Because as of late Iβve had people mansplain posts to me because they donβt get nuance, even though Iβve stated in that post Iβve used sarcasm:
- This is a commentary that weβve been here countless times before
- All we (luckily) tend to see in the UK is the fuel price increase, rather than death
02.03.2026 08:48 β
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Heading into this week be like:
02.03.2026 08:43 β
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02.03.2026 08:27 β
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This seems to be the crux of it: bsky.app/profile/tjsc...
02.03.2026 08:39 β
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Ah. Fair enough. My social media experience these days is limited to BlueSky, because it seems the least mad, but all I saw was frothing over the Late Brake Show vid.
02.03.2026 08:35 β
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βMoved to Dubai for tax shelter and now Iβm in a bomb shelter,β says someone quoted in the FT.
UK Inland Revenue and wealth tax proponents glued to their screens...
02.03.2026 07:07 β
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Yeah, if it helps stop the world burning, I can cope with an EV running off sunshine.
Actually far easier to drive the EV, because of the lack of NVH.
02.03.2026 08:22 β
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Baffled me at the time.
For contrast, do you remember when Jonny Smith did the βcontains paid contentβ (or words to that effect) vid about the Jaecoo 7, with JayEmm(?) doing the vid about how heβd not done the vid?
The Jaecoo is as offensive as βcan I have 5m of SUV, pleaseβ.
People went mad.
02.03.2026 08:20 β
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Toss it in with his incredibly poorly judged Incel Camino vid then?
02.03.2026 08:07 β
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