American Robespierre

FUCKING FINALLY. Had to scroll so far down to find this nugget of reality.

You don't gain ANOTHER number of distinction for winning consecutive elections. Even if/when they ignore the amendment and illegally install him again, he's still just #47 ...

BOOOO!!!

DARRYL FOREVER!

I would go with the Brewsters Millions option of "NONE OF THE ABOVE"

Hochul is just Republican lite in a pant suit.

Shocked Zac Hiller didnt fuck this up entirely. He screwed up big bros spot in Minnesota and set Shemar Stewart's development back holding the line on an issue he caved on.

How much of the United States attorney for the District of Columbia budget is now being spent on cases of Franzia?

A president who can move his agenda is valuable. A media savvy one even more so.
Let your Fed chief, Treasury Secretary and your Labor Secretary worry about the intricacies of macroeconomics. Surround yourself with the best experts and really absorb everything before making decisions. Thats the job

See his dogged pursuit of that 9/11 First Responders bill. Stewart is media savvy and savage enough to know how to move the public in this 21st century digital douchebag social media world. That skill as president trumps all others these days. Jon can control the narrative with his wit.

To be an effective president you do not need to be an expert at everything. You need to attract and hire the best experts in those fields and have them tell you what you need to know. You then make the best decisions based upon all of the information. Jon is humble enough to know what he doesnt know

Maybe you should learn from Trump that the guy I know from TV can win. And Stewart is a decent man. One not bought and paid for by some corporation that's funneled a shit ton of cash to him as he navigates his way up the political ladder. His lack of Washington experience is a boon, not a negative

Can we PLEASE get real progressive Senators from New York?

Schumer needs to be primaried back to Tel Aviv. And Gillibrand is lucky she just got approved for another 6 year grift. New York should have kicked her to the curb after the Franken betrayal.

DITCH THE FUCKING DEAD WEIGHT EMPIRE STATE

Watching this episode and Mo says the team DIDNT overhaul the Guard spot.

We have 2 new starters who were not on the roster last year. HOW IS THAT NOT AN OVERHAUL? You might not like the choices, but replacing the 2 starters with new personnel IS an overhaul.

What a collection of worthless fucks.

Bill Maher, Dr. Phil & Stephen A Smith. A triumvirate of loud mouth dipshits who failed upwards due to shitty American tastes and proclivities.

The Bolsheviks won.

Anyone else have a healthy crush on ‪@mizzwelch.bsky.social‬?

NEVER stop needling McCankles Taco Tits. (He chickened out again, see China)

You know you have their attention when the soulless evil fucks on Fox News take their shot at you.(And miss)

That Cracker Barrel shit was SPOT FUCKING ON!!

Never forget this important fact

LENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID

Collins will be concerned. She might even furrow her brow.

Murkowski will think somehow the House will magically save her.

Dont let the fact that Trump is turning DC into a fascistic shit hole distract you from the fact that TRUMP FUCKS KIDS

Release the Epstein Files, you pedo fuck.

Possible. I dont know.

Not one single ruble. They have Kompromat on Matt from all those years he lived in Russia.

Pure FSB.

Taibbi is a pure FSB spy. Dude lived in Russia for years then came back and started attacking whomever he can.

He's the shitstain on Rolling Stone's reputation.

Next Democratic administration needs to investigate him and if hes who I think he is, execute him for treason & espionage.

Texans keep voting for these guys so it seems thick veiny cocks are exactly what Texans want ...

So they can assassinate him?

Stay AWAY Zelensky. This is a setup.

I approve! (Obviously ...)

The Lizard King can do anything.

You couldnt get laid in a whore house. See the difference?

You would be better off being the ghost of Rush Limbaugh. Probably have similar BMI ...

Absolute fiction. No way we are ever going to heal.

Insert Curb theme here ...

Except Mario was a piece of shit and probably deserved to die ...

Locked down. Not leaving the house. Not spending a dime on anything all weekend.

Farm subsidies = SOYBEAN SOCIALISM