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Hmmm, I'm looking for a name for a comically rich character. How about... Gold sacks man. No, too obvious. What if I rearrange it? Goldman Sacks? Is that too obvious? Well, it's fiction. It's okay to be obvious.

"I despise porridge" was also great.

Texas 🤠🏈🐂

Curious why the article concludes it's genetic and not environmental.

There will absolutely be hearings eventually. Congress is a bit busy doing nothing right now.

The man was an oathbreaker, a deserter from the Night's Watch. No man is more dangerous. The deserter knows his life is forfeit if he is taken, so he will not flinch from any crime, no matter how vile.

1,919 Eric Adams deadenders lol

The perfect guy:
6 feet tall
6 pack abs
6 figure salary

For short, just call them 666's.

Should I be concerned when my daughter (5) tells me she has to do something, she wants it to be a surprise, but could you get me my bike helmet just in case?

I'm a huge fan of Wallace Shawn and Gromit

I always figured it was teenagers. Like Ser Alliser calling the Night's Watch recruits "Green Boys".

But age and social status can be conflated so maybe it just means any male who is lower status and at all younger.

Wait why do we assume Oberyn is only bedding adults?

Did you drag a comb across your head?

A house with lots of Halloween decorations

Occasionally, non-Americans ask whether Halloween is like the movies and the answer is that movies can't really do it justice. Not my house.

Two kids dressed as K-Pop Demon Hunters and a skeleton in a bakfiets

Two demon hunters and a skeleton in a bike. A great way to Halloween.

YouTube video by The Onion In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

It's been seventeen years since this newscast was recorded and the commercialization of Hallowe'en has only accelerated since then.
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My niece was the Zoe in a sea of Rumis. My daughter was Totoro for school and will be Rapunzel tonight.

Tummy worms

Have any of my mutuals done ketamine-assisted or psychedelic-assisted therapy with a trained therapist?

Please DM me if so.

"Well, this year I’m told the team did well because one pitcher had a fine curve ball. I understand that a curve ball is thrown with a deliberate attempt to deceive. Surely this is not an ability we should want to foster at Harvard.”

I guess I should do that. I still picked my insurance provider. The mortgage company just handles the transaction.

Don't most of us just pay a mortgage and the mortgage company pays the taxes? Maybe that's why it's old people who have paid off their homes who are most pissed off?

He could take Melania hostage but I think Donald would go full Frey and say he can always get another.

Feeling pretty pissed at my daughter's school so I hit them with a "Thank you." with a period instead of an exclamation mark. I assume they're feeling devastated.

I've got some copper lined up to make the bronze for my gift from a pretty awesome dude who I've heard as the best quality copper ingots. Ea-nasir. Anyone got copper from him before?

a heart shaped mirror with the words " i love spartacus " on it ALT: a heart shaped mirror with the words " i love spartacus " on it

It's our eight anniversary today and my wife said we're entering our Bronze Age.

Left bank of the Dnipro when?

Wait, "Dad's cousin" instead of "Dad's sister"? I've got a lot of family members who I call aunt and I don't know how they're related to me, they just show up at passover.

YouTube video by Garbage Garbage & Screaming Females - Because The Night (Official Video)

Because the Night - Garbage & Screaming Females

Superstar - Sonic Youth

You haven't lived life until you've cried your eyes out in a remote therapy session from a phone booth in a co-working space.