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These kinds of lame advertising campaigns should be banned. I'm so sick of this shit.

Yes... ha ha ha... Yes!

It's tough to say no to a Michael Mann film (potentially) starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Austin Butler, Adam Driver, Ana de Armas, etc. but I think Warner Bros. made the sound financial decision letting go of Heat 2. I'm rooting for it but I'm highly skeptical it'll all work out in the end.

I know a lot of that would inevitably be tied up in A-list actor salaries, but GODDAMN, a $230 million budget for Heat 2?! Michael Mann has to be losing his mind to actually think he'd get that in the year 2025. (Though, obviously, I'm rooting for him to make this as good as possible.)

Very odd. Wonder why they'd want to trade for Joe Flacco instead of Jameis Winston.

It is so crazy how every single little thing about the Bill Belichick experience at UNC has been such a disaster. No stone is being left unturned when it comes to the incompetence, apparently.

It just dawned on me that we are getting a new Thomas Pynchon novel and a new Tim Robinson TV series this week. Life is worth living again!

Chargers are cursed.

As someone so emotionally invested in the 2000s Patriots/Colts rivalry, it's very hard to process that ex-Colts coach Tony Dungy is now giving important pregame pep talks to the Patriots while ex-Patriots coach Bill Belichick is banning UNC from even acknowledging the Patriots' mere existence.

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Disaster. I don’t intend to ever watch or read something from CBS News as long as she is there.

Patriots get a huge upset win against the best team in the NFL! 🙂

So happy that Drake Maye is my quarterback.

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As much as I loved the Geno Smith resurgence in Seattle, it seems like he's officially turned back into a pumpkin with the Raiders. Might be the end of the line for him.

Of course I forget that his name is actually Dillon Gabriel, not Gabriel Dillon, but the point still stands.

Very impressed by Gabriel Dillon and the Browns today. Even though it's his first start, he's playing really well against a crazy talented and schematically complex Vikings defense.

Maybe next year’s the year for the Red Sox. 🥲

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

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Wagner Moura is so outrageously good in The Secret Agent. What a star.

Red Sox win! Thank you, Garrett Crochet.

Hideo Kojima (Fatman, Deadman, Die Hardman)

Oof, Tyreek Hill just shattered his leg. Brutal injury. Kind of weird that players didn't even react to it at first.

Marcus Jones is an outrageously good punt returner. Almost had his second touchdown of the day.

This is a real problem! The videogame industry needs some kind of ombudsman to help more intelligently reapportion the release dates of games throughout the year so we don’t get this overcrowding effect that constantly seems to happen.

So excited for this.

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