Ruby Lewdscaria ❤️ 🍄 | 🔞

That's what I'm sayin :3
Mushrooms are better than turkeys anyways

Instead of stuffing turkeys, you should try stuffing mushrooms. This mushroom specifically. Stuff me you coward.

Taking me to bed is like trick or treating

I'll either be really horny or I'll immediately start yapping about Yakuza

not that i mind people shutting me up but nobody ever seems to take the hint so then I end up running that train of thought to the end of the line several hours later

It's always "make love, not war" but nobody wants to spread their legs

Elect me as your leader and I'll be the change we need in the world.

CHAT LOOK, IT'S MEEE

THANK YOU FOR TAKING MY COMM MONO, I LOVE IT!!!

#boobiemuscaria

Thanks for the commission request, Ruby!

Pretty much, yeah
Me and some of the other shroomfolk have talked about enjoying ourselves with some of the fairies :3

Fairy ring where all the mushrooms are sentient and the fairies come by only to find them all engaged in a big spore orgy

I always feel weird about buying NSFW art because I don't know how to describe what I want
Despite that, every artist I've worked with manages to deliver something even better than what I wanted

As if they don't already?

Didn't know I needed this till now
Damn-

I mean, mushrooms are closer related to animals than plants but feel free to feel nonetheless :3

Idk why I've been hornier lately but I want someone to have their way with me then lemme nude cuddle them and tell me all about their work and hobbies and all that interesting stuff while I'm left drooling on their chest.
I feel like I should feel ashamed but this is my lewd account so... :3

I meannnn~ I try not to overestimate myself, but who knows~ maybe some of them could even work on it together, taking over when the previous one finishes up~ mwehehehe~

> poke the proverbial bear
> go to sleep
> wake up to an entire 30 post long chain of smut detailing the way they'd punish me :3

...fuck, that explains a lot cause that's what I am.

Cause, like, the first is dominant, the second needs to be put in her place, and the third... Kinda goes with the first cause I'd imagine incomprehensible horrors are very hard to pin

Half of me wants to be sexy
Half of me wants to be a little gremlin
Then there's the cancerous tumor whispering "become an Eldritch horror"

Low-key get kinda freaked out whenever I wake up to a bunch of notifications cause my brain is like "oh my god, who did I piss off this time?" despite the fact people seem to be pretty chill with me

Oh yeah also @starlightprincess6.bsky.social is cute and I love her

Some people need to be hit with the Tenacious D special

"FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKIN DICK! ALWAYS NAYSAYING EVERYTHING I... CREATE! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU TRY CREATING SOMETHING!" and then continue the following profanities depending on how much they piss you off

I'll have a tall glass of birb-on :3

Everyone keeps saying "touch grass"
Nobody wants to touch ass anymore :c

Paizuri!!

Need somebody to take away my phone and pound the stupidity out of my cause I'm just laying in bed listening to Yuno Miles and playing Legends Z-A

You ever get, like, horny cause you're bored so your brain doesn't know what to feel? Yeah, that's me rn.

Finally, a meat lovers pizza that loves your meat :3 (ik I'm replying super fast, I'm just SOOOOO bored rn)

I mean... Have you looked in the mirror? I'd let you sink those teeth in me in a heartbeat~

And I'll end up with some extra sauce~

Especially the bed, helping me make more shroomlings :3

I saw someone put anti-vax stuff on their lawn among their skeleton decorations, but demons are where we draw the line??