Ben Carlsson

tony stark is a descendant of ned stark and that’s why they have the same last name. thank you i won’t be taking questions

01.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A promotional image for a shipping company that says “365-day delivery in the USA!”

You thought 2-day shipping was fast? Wait until you see

24.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The KFC logo, which you can now see has a component that is supposed to be Colonel Sanders’s bow tie but could instead be interpreted as a stick figure body for his giant head.

Starting now, you will see Colonel Sanders’s bow tie as a stick figure body for his giant head.

03.01.2025 06:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No mobile device will ever have as good a hardware experience, relative to the time in which it was released, as the Nintendo DS Lite.

01.12.2024 06:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d love something in my existing eyeline like a background, rather than something I have to remember to check. Like Signal chat backgrounds, but autogenerated and pretty and for text messages.

30.11.2024 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t be the only one having mini heart attacks every time I press Send on a text and then immediately realize I forgot to check that I was texting the right person (I was)

30.11.2024 03:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A screenshot of the “Game Mode On” toast notification on iOS that pops up whenever you launch a game.

This toast notification is super out of character for Apple. Surfacing internal OS optimizations to the user for… reasons?

29.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want a way to type git pull && git checkout -b mybranch except the pull starts while I’m still typing the checkout command.

22.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bluesky request.

do not follow or reward quote-doomers. people who quote an article and only add something like "you have no idea how bad this is" or "it's over" or "say goodbye to everything you love".

they succeed from your stress. they're bringing you down with them. stay awake; not like this.

19.11.2024 06:04 — 👍 5502    🔁 879    💬 115    📌 100

Surreal seeing friends pop up here after my years on mastypon with single-digit birdsite expat mutuals. I’m just happy a platform pulled through ❤️‍🩹

17.11.2024 07:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A screenshot of Brown Note showing that, according to my logging, bubble tea could be causing me stomach issues; 79% of correlated poops are logged as bad quality.

It’s a blessing and a curse to have this information.

15.11.2024 07:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Standard has changed!

+ Magic: The Gathering Foundations was added

15.11.2024 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0