Keizaron

Ep 2: MC angy, I love this man LMAO, ugh, ouchie, SHE'S SO COOL, how generous of our overlords, hehehehehehe, MC is hyperfixated, mama no, ouch, HOW?!, yikes, no just kill her ffs, why is he so funny?, god she sucks, oh no a baby, PROTECT THE BABY, NO!!, good riddance x2, :'( mama, :o, :'((((

SEASON 3

Ep 1: weird bad guy flirting, sussy fisherman, old man sucks, gee I wonder how this vote will go, what a horrible date, may old man die next, KILL HER TOO, badass femme, screw this kid, a screwdriver, he madge, NOO >:(, convenient blood type, KH?, 4 fumbles, he's fucked, oh he's so fucked

Ep 7: continued "oh", eww, L fisherman, special game huh, yay the strobe lights are back, wow that kid SUCKS, hey so if the boss shoots at us what do we do?, this music fucks, he recognized his boss LOL, I don't think he was a marine, welp, oh dear, well it finally happened, damn he dresses qui- NO

Ep 6: oof, LMAO, what a banger, :'( no, >:( NO, JESUS CHRIST, unhinged woman is unhinged, oh a tie vote surely nothing will happen overnight, oh

Ep 5: go team mom!, I'M ACTUALLY SO HAPPY RN, why does this music slap so hard, ????, oh, no mom stop, yay voting again /s, ah reverse psychology, okay I'm laughing more, aww these characters, trans rights, LOL, :(, lol drugs, huh?

Ep 4: six legs eh?, W friend, fuck you 001, i forgot about preggo girl oops, okay this group is fun so far I was wrong, sir shit up, black market still active, the rescue team is an RPG lineup, OH DEAR GOD, oh fuck you dream, wait what's this game, 5 games??, sussy, why does this music slap, ope

Ep 3: w fisherman, guess we're back, oh god I hate this group so far, this group sucks, w fisherman, no why is he here, this rapper sucks, finally some good ol' fashion dying, FLYYY ME TO THE MOOON, NO THIS RAPPER IS HILARIOUS, well that backfired, welp.

Ep 2: that's a lot of doors, LOL THE NOISE, HALLOWEEN WOOOO, he's not admitting it's his brother smh, holy stacks of money, HOLY GUNS, ORPHAN BOY SURE GREW, sick girl no :(, EWW, noooo the daughter :(((, you monster, IT'S BOJACK, NO BOJACK, oh there's snipers now ig, no don't go back you god damn i-

SEASON 2

Ep 1: no u fuck go see ur daughter, eww, "there's the ew" - nukes clocking me, why is he naked, HOW IS THAT MAN ALIVE, wear a helmet kids, he's lying, why are there never peepholes, OH SHIT, is this a clown car van hello, wait that guy is from ep 1, these thugs LOL, brother move on, oh gdi

Ep 9: my high hit so bad we had to pause LMAO, THEY SAID THE NAME OF THE SHOW, pocket sand, WAIT NETFLIX MADE EVERYONE'S VOICE SUPER DEEP THIS IS A BAD TIME TO BE STONED, this seems a little violent for a kid's game, eww, HUH, huh, oh..., ???????????!!?!?!?

Ep 8: oh no the friends are fighting, wait she got impaled NO, uh oh his signal is bad, ooh steak, ooh a standoff, oh, OH, oh no she's fucked, MC remembers who he is, NO NO NO, ......shit

Ep 7: i haven't recovered yet, UNHINGED GIRL LIVES, uh oh, valid crashout, INSCRYPTION??, rich people are weird, oh good morning, rich people are VERY weird, HE'S WEARING THE GOAT'S JACKET STILL 😭, rich people are fucking weird, imagine going first lmao, eww, LMAOOOOO, EWW, EWWWW, YESSS, water

Ep 6: why is MC so good, "you missed a treat", English??, W old man my living breathing not dead GOAT, i hate this show, >:(((((, thank god a cat distraction, how dare he yell at my GOAT, "oh", im mad, IM MORE MAD SHE'S LAUGHING HELP, im nervous, 😭

Ep 5: THE BIG GAMBLE, old man just happy to be there, mind games, black market organs???, I got faked out, OLD MAN PLEASE :(, holy shit doc, EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW NUKES WHY YOU LAUGHING AT ME EWW EWW EWW, SAW vibes, old man :(

Ep 4: ah a loophole, strobe lights, chaos, DOINK, WHAT IS GOING ON, OLD MAN I'M SCARED, oh we're learning names now, OLD MAN NO, sex, WE'RE ONLY ON THE 3RD GAME WHAT, time for team jorkin, OH SHIT, this monologue is crazy, "smart, wise"

Ep 3: how was he not seen, sneaky big sis, OLD MAN SIGHTING, eww, toilet drama, errybody sneaking something, toilet paper, a playground?, umbrellas are evil, HE'S WILLY WONKA NOW, jump scare, QUIRKY MUSIC, OLD MAN LOLOLOLOL, valid crashout #294, "what happens in squid game, stays in squid game"

Ep 2: hasn't even started and Nukes is laughing at me, EPISODE 2 "HELL" LMAO, reasonable crashouts, there's no way this works, no fucking way, OLD MAN LOLOLOL, OH MY GOD LOL, that wasn't English, police lol, phone lol, oh ma..., ow his fingies, W big sis, L son, YAY OLD MAN, stabbies, welp, we back

Ep 1: man is a poor, daft punk kidnaps poors, they're competing for the fucking sun, old man LOL, he recognized someone that can't be good, WHY WAS THERE ENGLISH, well I guess that's one way to become debt-free, OLD MAN LOLOL, W stranger, what the fuck

Finally watching Squid Game for the first time. Here's my thoughts as each episode ends. A thread:

Don't make me hate KEKW

I miss the kirbys too. (>^_^)>

I miss ye olden days of text emoji

<_< - my beloved
>_> - my beloved
^_^ - my beloved
>_< - the goat
XD - NOT YOU FUCK I HATED THIS
o_O - irreplaceable

Apparently today's Uber is rocking opera music.

I'm going to a deathcore show.

I fucks with both.

I speedran Animorphs today.

This is my cry for help.

LOL

I feel like the first things that come to my mind from you all wouldn't work. We're cooked.

Hey wait a minute

Wait no I'd be so interested that I wouldn't sleep LMAO

You know my address

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