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"I'm just not a very political person" says man who met with President, speaker of the house, head of the fbi, and attended the state of the union

maybe life CAN be a dream

me on my deathbed:

team USA everyone.

I can handle Canada losing a hockey game (I know allllll about my sports teams losing big games) but these guys being the fucking biggest losers ever makes it irritate me a little more.

hate when people like this get to be happy about anything. dorks.

putting aside the deeply disturbing use of AI for a second … what does Brady do now? party with Patel, laugh on the phone with Trump, go to the White House, see this kinda shit and then just come home and play in Canada like nothing happened? ooooof

god I wish this was me

I’m gonna take a guess on which ones are not that smart and unfortunately it’s the captain of my stupid fucking team.

and to see Brady Tkachuk, beloved captain of an NHL hockey team in Canada’s capital, just laughing it up. I always assumed, but he’d always been pretty quiet about it. but the pictures and laughter are so loud.

as a Canadian it’s a devastating loss but it’s so beyond hockey. it’s watching the celebration and who they’re celebrating with. what they’re supporting. who they’re buddies with. and knowing their dear leader is going to further use this to degrade my country. but hey play freebird or whatever.

actually devastating how many great videos I’ve taken on vacation that are ruined by some loudmouth American tourists.

lauraaaaa thank you 💛💛

it’s my birthday and I’m spending it trying to wrangle all our cats to take to my parents house because WE GO TO COSTA RICA TOMORROW. I’ll prob be posting a ton of travel pics on insta if anyone caresssss @scoutbeanss over there 💛

guys look at this

I’ll be on a beach in Costa Rica on NYE and that’s all that’s getting me through

actual demon living in my house

remember bluesky? me neither apparently

The Jays win? That's the Jays baby, love my team. The Jays lose? Toronto continues to pay for its transgressions and I must not interfere

back to letting the Ottawa Senators be the only professional sports team with the power to hurt my feelings

see this is why it’s best to not cheer for Toronto teams, man

one more win one more win one more win

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

her name is Ellie! we rescued her a couple years ago and she’s the sweetest.

thank you!! 💛

hey have you guys seen my cat, she’s really cute

Sens score 7 goals two games in a row and the Jays lose those two nights. Sens give up 7 goals and the Jays win. really makes you think.

hey so I didn’t know what I was talking about back then, I’ve changed

jays losing is my fault because the universe would never allow both my teams to win on one night

guys it turns out baseball can be really fun

nope!! literally a dozen people trying and nobody was able to get any

everyone in my office is just in the queue for World Series tickets lol