Mark Warren

I am a massive prick, but can I get a pass for sometimes going 'something something something, er, something' in order to jokingly express doubt or surprise that a thing's necessary or worthwhile

Still looking for work! I've got ideas coming out of my ears, so hit me up!

Sources say he's been yacking about virtual motors again

Sorry for the misbehaving turn of phrase, as it turns out I turned a little too much and in turn have turned my reputation for accurate turnage on its head

Just after 12am local time (8am BST) on October 16th 2025, Nevvie collapsed mid-sentence and never regained consciousness. Despite the best efforts of myself and the emergency services she slipped away rapidly and was pronounced dead within the hour. The LA coroner won’t be investigating the cause of her sudden death because “she was fat”. I am pursuing a 3rd party investigation and waiting for more information. This happened six days after our 16th anniversary, Nevvie was 47. Four years ago we lost our home to a fire. This year she lost her father while I was in hospital for emergency spine reconstruction surgery. Though it could be stressful she had a job she loved at Sega, a company she could be proud to be part of, one she helped to unionize.

RGG localizer Michele Howe (Neverwhere/Nevvie) has just passed. If you can, please share or donate to the fundraiser for a proper coronary report and final expenses.

If I go missing into next week or so, assume the Katamari mafia rolled me and some concrete up, then headed for the sea

Yearly bad words to people who do fireworks in the back garden, as my cat hides behind a unit with eyes the size of planets

Brick (derogatory) compared to the Volvo 850's brick (complimentary)

I'm in this crossover episode, and even referred to by my secret actual job title

One from me.

This is a very good bit of bskeetering Jim

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Mixed feelings about the ending, but the journey to get there slaps

Jack Black screaming amid the coils of a slippery and slidey snake.

I will also write this feature if I ever find a way to stop getting fined by the lorry gods

I don't have any RPS freelance budget to spend, but if I did, you best believe I'd blow it all on commissioning a 5000 word essay about the perfect strategy for getting away with running red lights in American Truck Simulator

Nice of someone to make a documentary about how I feel taking in parcels

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically:
- Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already)
- Dying Light: The Beast
- Silent Hill f

Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at james.archer@rockpapershotgun.com

Happy Birthday!

Trying to beat sweaty swishers who've mastered Luka Doncic's shot release has been my Silksong

Bit of personal news: after four years, I've been let go from @thegamerweb.bsky.social and am a free agent!

If you need someone with half a decade of TCG and tabletop and over a decade of video game coverage experience, please get in touch at joe@joeparlock.com!

I'm looking to commission a freelancer with knowledge of the Russian games industry and preferably some ability to read/speak Russian. If that's you, my email is in my bio: www.rockpapershotgun.com/authors/edwi...