Mark Warren

One from me.

This is a very good bit of bskeetering Jim

in case you are not subscribed to unwinnable magazine (you should be!), my cover piece is up to read on the site as an excerpt now! 💜

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Mixed feelings about the ending, but the journey to get there slaps

Jack Black screaming amid the coils of a slippery and slidey snake.

I will also write this feature if I ever find a way to stop getting fined by the lorry gods

I don't have any RPS freelance budget to spend, but if I did, you best believe I'd blow it all on commissioning a 5000 word essay about the perfect strategy for getting away with running red lights in American Truck Simulator

Nice of someone to make a documentary about how I feel taking in parcels

We're shortstaffed on RPS and need some rad PC-minded freelancers for urgent review work. Specifically:
- Borderlands 4 (yes I know it's out already)
- Dying Light: The Beast
- Silent Hill f

Standard rate is £200 GBP per review, make yourselves known at james.archer@rockpapershotgun.com

Happy Birthday!

Trying to beat sweaty swishers who've mastered Luka Doncic's shot release has been my Silksong

Bit of personal news: after four years, I've been let go from @thegamerweb.bsky.social and am a free agent!

If you need someone with half a decade of TCG and tabletop and over a decade of video game coverage experience, please get in touch at joe@joeparlock.com!

I'm looking to commission a freelancer with knowledge of the Russian games industry and preferably some ability to read/speak Russian. If that's you, my email is in my bio: www.rockpapershotgun.com/authors/edwi...

So Randy what do you think about Stop Kil-

I MUST PROLONG OUR PAINFULLY MORTAL EXISTENCE AND ALSO HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO THAT AEROSMITH TUNE FROM ARMAGEDDON

'Hang on, is there a limit on image alt text in the CMS?' 'Two secs....'

Asked Skyblivion's lead a couple of questions ahead of its latest showing, dig what they've done with Tamrielic Picard's resting place

Anyway, no more weird posts about American racing til like next March, roll on the out of context posts about handegg

We nearly made it, Power being the only penske winner on the year, peak comedy, top funnies, but no, it cannot be

The most Newgarden 2025 burnout attempt of all time

Say the line, Buxt! (Sighs)

Your pussy shit AI could never make a Watto sexy. It could never make a lovingly rendered Watto bending over and pulling his panties to the side. It could NEVER add a silken sheen to the dusky blush of his cloaca

I think the ideal scenario to ensure this doesn't blow up in their faces would be if Colton shows up next year speaking very good Spanish and with a cap over his hair that he refuses to take off. Meanwhile, the indycar paddock wonder why Alex Palou's suddenly moved to Tibet and deleted his socials

"Where Bethesda has smoothed off some of Fallout’s gnarlier edges, New Vegas leans into them. That’s nowhere more apparent than in the faces of its ghouls, who are genuinely difficult to look at and listen to - all ribboned skin and shredded larynxes. Spend some time in that company and you begin to grasp why they’ve been pushed to the periphery by a fearful society - no matter how erudite and friendly they are."

Read the latest Peel Perspective article for free - an explainer on why rushed spin-off Fallout: New Vegas still looms so large in the public imagination (and that of the TV adaptation's showrunners). www.patreon.com/posts/137378...