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Ellen Meister πŸ’™

@ellenmeister.bsky.social

Busy bestselling novelist who was once a clue on Jeopardy. (I couldn't believe it, either.) Admin of Dorothy Parker FB page, mother of 3 humans and 2 dogs. Proud dem, angry feminist. DMs closed.πŸ“Ž

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Your daily Dorothy Parker

28.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Children are dying of measles and this wormbrained macho fucker spends his days staging fake workout photos.

27.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a zero tolerance policy for anyone posting lies about Hillary Clinton. That's all. I won't be taking questions at this time.

27.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's quote is from Maya Angelou

27.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sulley from monsters inc is covering his face with his hands and says `` i 'm fine ? '' ALT: sulley from monsters inc is covering his face with his hands and says `` i 'm fine ? ''

The Pitt tripped all my squeamish triggers tonight.

27.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

26.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why aren't more people talking about this? IT'S FUCKING EXPLOSIVE.
www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

25.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

25.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

24.02.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Literary Idol Comes To Life in 'Farewell, Dorothy Parker' In a new novel, the 1920s writer known for her sharp wit becomes resident ghost and adviser to a modern woman struggling to find her own voice. And the two women β€” spirit and flesh β€” come to depend on...

Thirteen years ago on this date I was interviewed about Farewell, Dorothy Parker on NPR...
www.npr.org/transcripts/...

24.02.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

23.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you're writing a novel, I can help!
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22.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quote of the day.

22.02.2026 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you trying to write and sell a novel? I can help!
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21.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

21.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, that sounds about right.

21.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I finally got someone on the phone who sounded like a normal human being and not a gestapo officer. (She's young and new.) She said if I didn't have prior approval then the toys were likely not distributed. 😒

20.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

20.02.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a month I tried to find out what would happen if I sent toys to kids at the detention center in Dilley, TX, w/no luck. I so just decided to send a few toys to see what would happen. As of now, I know they were delivered, but I have no idea if the staff handed them out or threw them in the trash.

19.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

19.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brian Allen

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children.

That’s what’s being hidden.
That’s why the files stay sealed.
That’s why there are no arrests.

Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

18.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 592    πŸ” 302    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 19
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66K views Β· 4.4K reactions | Hopefully this helps | The Moderate Case Hopefully this helps

antisemitism vs. antizionism

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18.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

18.02.2026 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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NOVELISTS: If you're interested in getting an agent & a traditional publishing contract, this 90-minute webinar is for you. I've distilled 20 years of writing & publishing experience, offering every inside tip I could. It's Sat., 3/14, 2pm ET. Please click for more info. www.noonmiracle.com/courses

17.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

17.02.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13K views Β· 2.3K reactions | Repeating slogans like β€œcolonizer” and β€œapartheid” doesn’t turn them into facts. In Israel, Arab citizens vote. They serve in parliament. They sit on the Supreme Court. Th... Repeating slogans like β€œcolonizer” and β€œapartheid” doesn’t turn them into facts. In Israel, Arab citizens vote. They serve in parliament. They sit on the Supreme Court. They are doctors, professors,.....

Facebook is suppressing this video on my page, so I'm sharing it here.
www.facebook.com/reel/1587021...

16.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11 am Pacific/ 2 pm Eastern
Thanks for asking!

16.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

16.02.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Writers! On March 14 I'm teaching an information-packed webinar w/the folks at Noon Miracle! I'll be distilling over 20 years of writing and publishing experience into a single 90 minute session. If you're working on a novel or plan to, you won't want to miss this.
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15.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your daily Dorothy Parker

15.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0