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Children are dying of measles and this wormbrained macho fucker spends his days staging fake workout photos.

I have a zero tolerance policy for anyone posting lies about Hillary Clinton. That's all. I won't be taking questions at this time.

Today's quote is from Maya Angelou

sulley from monsters inc is covering his face with his hands and says `` i 'm fine ? '' ALT: sulley from monsters inc is covering his face with his hands and says `` i 'm fine ? ''

The Pitt tripped all my squeamish triggers tonight.

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Why aren't more people talking about this? IT'S FUCKING EXPLOSIVE.
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Literary Idol Comes To Life in 'Farewell, Dorothy Parker' In a new novel, the 1920s writer known for her sharp wit becomes resident ghost and adviser to a modern woman struggling to find her own voice. And the two women — spirit and flesh — come to depend on...

Thirteen years ago on this date I was interviewed about Farewell, Dorothy Parker on NPR...
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Yeah, that sounds about right.

Well, I finally got someone on the phone who sounded like a normal human being and not a gestapo officer. (She's young and new.) She said if I didn't have prior approval then the toys were likely not distributed. 😢

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For a month I tried to find out what would happen if I sent toys to kids at the detention center in Dilley, TX, w/no luck. I so just decided to send a few toys to see what would happen. As of now, I know they were delivered, but I have no idea if the staff handed them out or threw them in the trash.

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Brian Allen

🚨 MAJOR BOMBSHELL: Ted Lieu says the full, unreleased Epstein files show Donald Trump R*PING children.

That’s what’s being hidden.
That’s why the files stay sealed.
That’s why there are no arrests.

Release everything. Let the truth come out. Or RESIGN!

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66K views · 4.4K reactions | Hopefully this helps | The Moderate Case Hopefully this helps

antisemitism vs. antizionism

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13K views · 2.3K reactions | Repeating slogans like “colonizer” and “apartheid” doesn’t turn them into facts. In Israel, Arab citizens vote. They serve in parliament. They sit on the Supreme Court. Th... Repeating slogans like “colonizer” and “apartheid” doesn’t turn them into facts. In Israel, Arab citizens vote. They serve in parliament. They sit on the Supreme Court. They are doctors, professors,.....

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