Flynn

Stop watching Eggers with the beggars and come watch Aster with the master

A WhatsApp message from my director reading: 2 ladies grabbed me at the bar because they needed to know what actually happened. They had some lovely comments like “Normally I think theatre’s a bit cringe, but I fucking loved that” and “That was better than Miss Saigon!”

I love you Davina and Jane from Essex

Mind your own wind muff

Me too, I’m working on a first draft rn and have 1.5 scenes left. Godspeed.

First day at my new job as the guy who eats all the grass to make the crop circles!

That’s just me and the girls when the Slug & Lettuce runs out of rosé!!!!

Inshallah they wash him

Well now I will

Instant Karma is the song!! Good one at that, haha

Instant Karma!

A writer much more experienced than myself once told me “it comes in seasons”

We’re all going mad, having good days, then going mad again 🩷

👏👏👏 godspeed they make some changes. Backstage In Biscuitland has stayed with me after 10 years and it’s sickening to think that may artists such as yourself are basically unable to make work (especially work as impactful and important as BIB) under the current conditions

GREATEST FOLK ARTIST OF HIS GENERATION, DAVID

LOTS of folk music involved David, you’re gonna like them (no Ed Sheeran, I promise)

My favourite play I’ve ever written opens tomorrow, my new play goes into R&D in 2 weeks, and I’m working on 3 new projects. Life is good rn :3

One of the Cottingley Fairies photos. A little girl is surrounded by what is very obviously paper cutouts of fairy pictures.

Another of the Cottingley Fairies photos. A little girl is looking at what is, again, very clearly a cutout drawing of a fairy.

Yet another of the Cottingley Fairies photos. Once again a little girl is looking at what is, again, very clearly a cutout drawing of a fairy.

The final Cottingley Fairy photo. This one is supposed to be maintained as real. Again, very clearly paper cutouts. If you go look at the wikipedia page about it you can even see the original drawing from the book they were from.

Whenever people gush over AI I'm going to think about Sir Arthur Conan Doyle being utterly convinced that he'd discovered real scientific evidence of real fairies because he saw these pictures

Every previous year you were eating shrimps with the wimps

Read this and the responses and remember this the next time you see a trans crowdfund

🙏🙏🙏 It’s the only way

ANGEL: Hey boss, we got a disillusioned gay kid who needs strength, a grieving widow searching for hope, and a dying man wondering if the live he’s lived is one he can be proud of.

G DAWG: Um, excuse me?? Can’t you see I’m busy hooking my girl Patricia up with Taylor Swift tickets?!?!

Rascal in his skinny legend era

I have also put a big dog in it.

It is a theatre script and I definitely will not be allowed to have a big dog in it. But I’m putting a big dog in it anyway because it’s ominous. Fuck you.

I should also probably go back on mood stabilisers but… shan’t! :)

being a writer is so funny bc what do you mean 48 hours ago I was literally having a breakdown and questioning my entire career choice over a piece of work, and now I’m having to convince myself to go to bed instead of continuing work on it bc I’m having fun writing it again

A medieval manuscript illustration from the British Library royal ms 20 a ii f3r. Image shows a medieval king in a green gown and wearing a crown. He is stood within a burning castle with arms in the air and a look of 'oh dear' on his face

"this is fine"

British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r

“Oooh I’m so scatterbrained! I forgot to eat aaaaall daaaaaay” in the time it took you to announce this to everyone in the room, you could’ve gone down to the vending machine and gotten a snack

One thing about people who forget to eat is that they loveeeee to tell you that they’ve forgotten to eat

[scribbling furiously in my notebook] don’t……..use……real……nips…….. got it :)

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases