The King of Blind Bay

Sometimes I can't believe the audacity of the #Canucks for putting up such shitty efforts in front of a goalie like that.

What a fucking stop by Demko.

That Willie Stylez cinematic wankfest is truly embarrassing.

Milan? Fuck off lol

Flames hockey ops putting on a clinic for how to destroy an elite goalie prospect.

Doing the Lord's work.

It's is your resilience that I respect the most.

Good morning to everyone who didn't scream like a baby for not winning the nobel prize yesterday because they are a fat whiny cunt.

I was lucky to have found a weird niche of watch addiction.

An obsession with replicas. I have a Tag Heuer Carrera and an Omega Seamaster (leave me alone, James Bond is the goat) that nobody can tell are fake unless they are very knowledgeable about those pieces. $250 for both lol

I can't even say this with a straight face with a burberry peacoat hanging in the closet. It was a "yay me" present after closing a big client.

But luxury fashion is still hot bullshit.

That's why you go to a dodgy website and by a C O U C H bag for 19.99.

Kristi Noem has really taken the DEFINITELY NOT TRUMP'S GESTAPO under her wing.

They aren't just hyper-aggressive, white nationalist cunts, they're also dog killers.

What kind of mix is your Aussie mixed with?

Mine is a border-collie. He is also a very handsome derp.

Either be on the shower pumping the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack or stew in your own existential silence, like a real man.

Twitter is very, very mad because - as it turns out - the Nobel prize wasn't awarded to a 34x convicted felon, and odds-on favourite to be tried as a child rapist, who is currently trying to start a war against his own citizens.

Tough scene for the pedo party.

Hahaha

Yeah, at least one terrifying Swedish one-timer would happen.

Most of my family is in Alberta. It can get rough with the cousins because we are mostly all jaded heart-broken hockey fans with rhinoceros skin, but we can tell who can take it and who is a normal, adjusted person.

Lol the stupid broken links that app won't delete when you fix your mistake.

Ouch.

I enjoy the light to mid range chirps but I don't think it should come to that lol

Good Morning to the Vancouver #Canucks, the only NHL team in western Canada with a perfect record.

I missed Shorty's 420 calls.

Safety meeting after the game. #Canucks

Marge made pancakes with us.

Oh yeah. This is not a let your guard down moment... This is a "sociopathic clown briefly aligns with social norms" moment.

No shit.

Pretty hard to keep all those pedophiles safe in their mansions when your suicide cover-up is littered with murder evidence.

I actually think even SHE thinks what's going on is beyond crazy.

Which, of course, is terrifying.

Thank God he was in a chicken suit instead of a dog costume.

You'll be fine.

My genius escape plan will ensure you make it out alive, while almost assuredly sealing my own fate.

Approximately 100 Million Americans today vote or identify as Republicans.

That means 1 in 3 people from that shithole country have a difficult time choosing between punishing people who rape children, and tolerating the existence of non-whites.

Maybe skip the US for a while, guys.

Good things come.

Hitting over 1.000 against lefties.

Psssst

The credit game isn't for you and they are so scared that you'll actually learn that.

Holy shit Colleen