thomas 💫✨

i’m still here

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #388,258, thomas 💫✨ ‪@thomasu.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 26, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #388,258!

stayc teenfresh in LA

tripleS lovelution in LA

loossemble in LA 🫡

every time there’s orbit drama:

now why did youtube recommend me this

HE’S SO MAD LMAOOOO

is ken going to invite us to the barbenheimer cinematic universe

they’re teasing it like an MCU announcement

touching grass

petulant child

i felt this in my bones

and you’re not any of them

sad but true

the dune people fighting over spices makes sense when u think about the sriracha shortage rn

he did everything right and they called him a ham sandwich

this site needs a badge i can pay $8 a month for to trick people into thinking I am a Mod

he backed out LMAOOOOO

say what now

they arrested the fucking slide??????

i think i know you from twitter (derogatory)

music execs finding out they don’t contribute anything of value

and don’t forget i have ur whole house on my wrist

elon paid $44B to be CEO of a tjmaxx

this is my sleep paralysis demon

me looking at my lunch in the microwave

me when oppenheimer said he said he’s the destroyer of worlds when he was getting his brains fucked out

as he should

🫲 I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🫱