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ChatGPT is shedding users fast. Since yesterday alone, estimates suggest more than a million accounts have been deleted and the boycott continues to gain momentum. Incredible work, everyone!

Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."

New hyperfixation:
Blocking people on Threads.

They mad mad lol

Nope!!!!!

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

Hmmm. In Epstein's sweetheart deal he got immunity for co-conspirators. Why when DOJ and FBI says there were NO co-conspirators?

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

Amen

God damn Gavin Newsom freaking sucks.

Isnt it awesome that this dick hole is shaping up to be the next Corpo Tech Overlord of the democrat party?

Cannot accept a 5% wealth tax on his homeboys that are strangling everyone else!

I've managed to piss off a shit ton of liberal septuagenarians over on Threads. Feels good, ngl.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Welp

One day I hope this will feel outdated.

We’re nowhere near there yet.

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party.

We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

A photo of the two airbags that were deployed in the front seat of my car.

A selfie I took while getting a root canal. I'm wearing those huge protective sunglasses and have everything in my mouth covered except the one tooth.

Sunday: car accident
Tuesday: root canal
Thursday: period started
Saturday: WW3 started
How was your week?

Anybody else can tell what video their other half is watching on IG just by the song?

Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as ‘violent perpetrators’

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

Lavender is the smell of my dead racist grandma's condo that had carpet in the bathroom

Epstein survivors who have spoke publicly have said that, if Congress/the DOJ didn't release the names in the Epstein files, then they would create their own list of the abusers and enablers and release it.

And we haven't heard any more about this since. Does anyone know why? Status?

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter:

"Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."

very funny to me to see folks who have no social media presence outside of twitter say you have to be on twitter to be influential

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.