Mwah, mwah, and thrice mwah! Thank you Ita, you wonderful seventh letter of the Greek alphabet, you x
04.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mwah, mwah, and thrice mwah! Thank you Ita, you wonderful seventh letter of the Greek alphabet, you x
04.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's true. The village where I live, Trumpton (ironically enough), is ruled by a ruthless Islamic mullah sultan called 'Windy Miller' who was allowed to put windmills everywhere after converting to fundamentalist Islam. Under Sharia law he hangs us from the blades if we speak English or love Jesus.
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I can't tell you how much I 'liked' that 😀
01.03.2026 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0allpoetry.com/ygUDuh
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Good for him.
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Pam Bondi's insane level of defensiveness today when asked about Trump and Epstein tells us that whatever Trump did with Epstein was the worst possible thing.
11.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 362 🔁 117 💬 26 📌 4Metholated spirits, here; kill or cure, and all that! Dah!
10.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many Happy Ones, Matty mou xx
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BREWERS' SWOOP Fancy a pint of expensive but watery beer? My piece in the latest Private Eye. #BskyBeer
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Objectionable image of Barack and Michelle Obama as apes
Ten years ago Hillary Clinton called the people who’d be happy to vote for Trump, Deplorables. She was 100% correct.
07.02.2026 07:43 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When does the Melania film come to Amazon Prime? I'd rather not avoid it at the cinema, it's much easier, more convenient and more comfortable to not watch it at home.
30.01.2026 08:51 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Looking further into this, I think she may be seeing the musical 'Sunny Afternoon', but she doesn't know that, and I'm not telling her! 😉
27.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My mum's seeing them tonight, at the Ali Pali!
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If "Britain is broken", as Cruella claims, she must take at least partial responsibility, no?
She was, after all, Home Secretary (twice) and the least qualified A.G, ever to have disgraced the front benches, even under that decade of Tory misrule, when they appeared hell-bent in breaking Britain!
I'm starting to think we ought to bring back phrenology as a science. It cannot be more ridiculous than this.
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Warning: violent images
I’m very cautious about sharing this kind of thing but the actions in Minnesota and the response of the US government are terrifying. And BBC reports are doing that “both sides” thing. And there’s clearly only one truth, well analysed here.
Sod off, you twat.
24.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You know who”stayed a little back” in VIetnam? DJT.
23.01.2026 22:41 — 👍 9705 🔁 2101 💬 313 📌 85O.K., so there's the obvious "'cause they can't get the wrapper off", punchline here, but, still, I like it!
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Oh, that is tremendously helpful; thank you so much! You've made my day/week/month/year, Ronan! You absolute star, you!
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I listen to BBC Radio 4, as I can't connect to 5 Live, these days, because 'BBC Sounds' is no longer accessible to we 'Johnny Foreigners'; I would reommend the latter, exponentially more than the former, though it's quite sports' heavy.
16.01.2026 08:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*asks for day-job back*
12.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking forward to seeing who 'The F.A. Rage/Peace Prize' goes to this year...
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I'm not British Born Mr @Nigel_Farage I am as British as u r. Yr comments r offensive&racist. I wld b frightened 2live in country run by U.
Nadhim Zahawi and family fled to the UK from Saddam Hussein's Iraq as a child refugee in 1978. Unable to speak English when he arrived, he became a hugely successful businessman and an MP before serving as Chancellor of the Exchequor.
His origin story is the very antithesis of the Reform narrative.
The first question to Nadhim Zahawi should have been; "Has Nige told you to go home, yet?"
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Has anybody ever seen Donald J Trump, and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in the same room? The latter's less orange, I suppose, but they appear to share the same utter contempt for their countries' citizens!
#JustAsking
This is just depressing, but i suppose "close friends" of Jeffrey Epstein must stick together!
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