Juan Verde

What? Me straight?

Make the Deathstar great again.

All of this just to show Putin what a “tough guy” he is.

The 2026 $20.00 bill is going to be a collector’s item.

If taking 40mg gummies causes short term memory loss what does taking 40mg gummies cause?

The AI video Trump posted of himself dumping shit all over America from a plane was metaphorically the most accurate piece of propaganda he’s put out this year.

OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.

Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.

And when the MAGA leaders finally cave, they will take full credit for saving healthcare, just like they did with the infrastructure bill.

I would have chosen “Anit-Christ” over asshole.

ICE at the Super Bowl in Santa Clara is laughable. Even the bacon wrapped hot dog vendors won’t be the least bit concerned.

It’s Wednesday, where’s the TikTok guy with his receipts on Mike Johnson for Grindr?

Two weapons of mass distraction.

Puke-lear weapons.

Good news for Fallon and Colbert. Sinclair will learn the hard way that its viewers aren’t all sheep.

What Would Walt Do?
#disney

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

I sure don’t.

Oof… timing is everything.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Raskin is unmatched in his ability to outthink and troll idiots like Patel into showing their ignorance and stupidity. Nothing better than using one’s own words against them. 👏🏼

They cry “free speech” when it’s hate, violence, and lies. But the second we tell the truth or call them out, suddenly we’ve gone too far. That, my friends, is what you call selective outrage.

"l have never loved my country more desperately. God bless America. Stay strong, be brave, and if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor!" - Stephen Colbert accepts the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series

In a big fuck you to CBS, Stephen Colbert wins the Emmy for Outstanding Talk Series.

Doggos make the world a better place. Pure joy.

Bill Survives: “Yeah, there’s the sunshine, big whoop”

The Pretty Strong Bosstones

Led Gas Filled Airship

Tom Petty and the Disappointing Love Interests

“I don't think there are any Russians and there ain't no
Yanks

Just corporate criminals playin' with tanks

…And the walls came down”