I just made a laugh noise so bizarre and unexpected that I scared my pit bull

@blainecapatch.bsky.social your presence at Dr. Z at Dynasty this week was the tonic I didn't know I needed. You are a wall-to-wall DELIGHT

@danagould.bsky.social i had an AMAZING time at Dynasty Typewriter last night. Such a great lineup!

a dust bunny in the bathroom is a pubic hare hold for applause

Maybe he could produce, write, direct, and star in the soccer halftime performance.

I watch this when I'm having a bad day.

I love Barbara Stanwyck. I am gonna watch the shit out of this.

It's interesting how art is evolving. "Prop comic" used to be an insult. Question though: if somebody in Stand Up is doing a PowerPoint presentation, does that count as a prop?

This is a good time to start ketamine. I already had to cut out alcohol and caffeine, so I think it's time to break out the big guns.

My husband and I take turns playing "good cop, bad cop" when we negotiate with vendors and banks

I am very new to Bluesky, exactly how do I start an
"no, *I* am Spartacus "

if you want my body and you think i'm sexy turn to page 41

if you want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 58

if you don’t want my body and you think i’m sexy turn to page 72

if you don't want my body and you don't think i'm sexy turn to page 90

When DOGE cuts aviation safety and planes crash, when Medicaid is demolished and your community hospital closes, when trans care is banned through pulling funding, when Musk subverts democracy…

These dems own it.

Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Ooh I LOVE Largo.

I've recently started using a wheelchair, I'd love to chat sometime about comedy in LA.

@sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social I've been listening to your podcast every night sometimes five or six episodes in a row. yeah I wonder what could possibly be going out on an LA to give me insomnia?

Please don't tell me that capitalism is a good thing when its system sees fit to put income caps on people with disabilities but not billionaires.

@joeeurell.bsky.social I was in the hospital for three days last week and your special was one of the few things keeping my spirits up. So, thanks a bunch!

@kumail.bsky.social I just spent three days in the hospital and listening to "The X-Files Files" was the only thing that kept me calm and patient with all the tests and needles.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social I had to get admitted to the hospital. It's going to be a sleepless night. I chose "Zombie Spaceship Wasteland" to keep me company.

A total game-changer ❤️

@danidonovan.com I LOVE my anti planner! It lives next to me on the couch, I pick it up at least once a day ❤️

This episode was entertaining, but I couldn't fall asleep to it. I was shame spiraling about my wasted youth as a designated driver at 2am to Perkins and Denny's. Dude, I held SO much hair in the parking lots

I worked with Whitney Cummings a while ago, when she was developing her very funny, very feminist special. I guess she and Naomi Wolf and hanging out these days. Gross. I tell my trans daughter "give anyone enough time and they will surprise you, good or bad."

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