Alex

if you want to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum

PLEASE send me every unhinged ZA NPC text you can find. Super extra bonus points if you know their location on the map.

They are so much better and funnier than the Pokédex and I need to share them with the world 😂

Once again @jepson.tv brags about being good at games and everything immediately falls apart for him after speaking.

i love that every rightwinger talks like this now

My original plan for offkai was to awkwardly walk up to booths with merch of me and quietly say "erm... that's me.." So I wouldn't doxx myself but instead I got excited and would loudly proclaim "3 PORCELAINMAIDS PLEASE!" and the people in line would whisper behind me "hi jowol"

NEW YORK (AP) — Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

amazing old post of his

Nice moobs.

bsky.app/profile/anna...

Tufts student details harrowing transport by ICE, lack of food and medical care in detention Rümeysa Öztürk's sworn statement was filed alongside a motion from her attorneys seeking her immediate release from detention while they fight the revocation of her visa.

She is still in custody www.wbur.org/news/2025/04...

Video of a student in my town who wrote a political op-ed being grabbed off the street by government agents bsky.app/profile/pale...

we are living in fascism right now. trumps administration is a fascist regime

Robert Prévost (set designer) Article Talk Language Watch Edit Robert Prévost OC (March 21, 1927 – July 5, 1982)[1] was a Canadian set designer.[2]

there are a few random other guys named Robert Prevost whose wikipedia articles are being significantly improved right now

You can’t “try harder” your way out of chronic illness.

You can’t “healthy diet” your way out of chronic illness.

Disability is not your fault. It’s not a moral failing.

Absolutely we should do whatever we can to be healthy, but folks need to accept that disability can & will happen to everyone

right-wing ppl who work normal jobs are complete freaks. there’s no way around it. you make $15 an hour and the thing that motivates you is your boss not having enough money? you’re cooked buddy

we now have raw milk influencers and faux doctors rampent in every level of the US government so i don’t have too much imposter syndrome or think my beliefs are too far anymore

I think they should rename the Big Mac to the McBig

Can I Please Please Please Have 8 Red Coins I've Literally Never Asked You For Anything Before

Don't do this. If this becomes a policy for the platform as a whole I can set up chat and stream notifications elsewhere. No company can be trusted with this kind of information. Don't fork it over on my behalf

Anchor Bolts xkcd.com/3078

#FE風花雪月 #FE3H

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