Esoteric Neolib

Why have a strategy when you can just execute a bunch of tasks?

Why measure the effectiveness of your efforts at achieving your goals when you can just measure how well you performed tasks?

Security classification is only real if you believe in it, many are saying this

Russians don’t even threaten to nuke you anymore they just stare at you like this

And with the weirdest lighting

Not to trivialize, but are there polymarket odds on whether Pete, Tulsi, both, or neither were even informed?

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR LONG RANGE FIRES-PILLED WOKE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM

But it can get worse :)

… many are saying this

So the explicitly stated strategy is to “drop many bombs all over” and then “when they stop” wait for the Iranian people to “take over their government”

That’s, certainly something

Truth social video of Tumo announcing strikes on Iran

Well, it rules that official announcements of military action are posted exclusively on the president’s personal freakposting platform

Finally, a candidate with true Realist (left lib neocon) credentials

The fact that this is three functional, semantically meaningful variable assignments is an affront to nature.

a <<- b <- 1 -> c

This does not mean I don’t kind of love it

Biggies are diabolical (laudatory)

pulling up to the function w / tha biggie ball

Real and Good

Whereas buzzballz don’t taste immediately revolting, but are physically challenging to consume in their entirety, Dunkin Spiked tastes horrific, but takes hold of you psychically and forces you to finish it.

Both are evil in their results

My theory of Evil canned drinks involves a continuum between Buzzballz and Dunkin Spiked.

Relatable reaction to consuming a buzzball

And what is the charge? Feeding a hawk a buzzballz? A succulent tequila ‘rita buzzballz?

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

This was the first post I saw after walking out of the theater from Marty Supreme lol, presented on a platter

Many are saying this

seems like the right time to announce i’ve found the perfect derivatives market: betting on which CENTCOM officials get rich off kalshi parlays on iran strikes

It rules that they literally decided that he could commit any crime he wanted and now he’s turned against them because they said “actually please don’t destroy the economy if you don’t mind”

Many are saying this

I am very excited

Getting out ahead of the entire @lawfaremedia.org Rational Security team and claiming this as an object lesson

New season of @iancoss.bsky.social’s Big Dig

It’s about heavily accented New Bedford fishermen

Episode 2 immediately goes into one of the more interesting maritime boundary disputes

It immediately shifts to discussing fisherman union politics

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