Esoteric Neolib

has anyone tried going to angleton’s grave during a hunter’s moon and playing keasbey nights by catch 22 just to see what happens? might fix everything idk

Many are saying this

Wait you’re telling me this one one guy? Bro is more than halfway to being an ace on a previously undefeated platform?

Not enough ska posting on this site, thank you

Real and Good🏁

Actually I guess this isn’t quite right, he’s not flip flopping the words, he does this reference/use switch all the time.

He always seems to think the reframe is a … gotcha I guess, like he is reclaiming the rhetorical power of his enemies. But it just seem so middle school debate club.

Yes I had to look up what kind of rhetorical device this is.

Yes it is different from (or at least more particular than) chiasmus.

I feel like he only speaks in these strange sequences of antimetaboles. Very weird.

My “later-focused goals” article has people asking a lot of questioned already answered by my “laser-focused goals” article

“Oh my politics? Fiscally liberal, cultural Nazi”

Best part of this clip is claiming his definition of “working class” is “makes money from wages” then immediately claims that a business owner who now has “like a bunch of money” falls into this category

Lmao

Why have a strategy when you can just execute a bunch of tasks?

Why measure the effectiveness of your efforts at achieving your goals when you can just measure how well you performed tasks?

Security classification is only real if you believe in it, many are saying this

Russians don’t even threaten to nuke you anymore they just stare at you like this

And with the weirdest lighting

Not to trivialize, but are there polymarket odds on whether Pete, Tulsi, both, or neither were even informed?

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR LONG RANGE FIRES-PILLED WOKE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM

But it can get worse :)

… many are saying this

So the explicitly stated strategy is to “drop many bombs all over” and then “when they stop” wait for the Iranian people to “take over their government”

That’s, certainly something

Truth social video of Tumo announcing strikes on Iran

Well, it rules that official announcements of military action are posted exclusively on the president’s personal freakposting platform

Finally, a candidate with true Realist (left lib neocon) credentials

The fact that this is three functional, semantically meaningful variable assignments is an affront to nature.

a <<- b <- 1 -> c

This does not mean I don’t kind of love it

Biggies are diabolical (laudatory)

pulling up to the function w / tha biggie ball

Real and Good

Whereas buzzballz don’t taste immediately revolting, but are physically challenging to consume in their entirety, Dunkin Spiked tastes horrific, but takes hold of you psychically and forces you to finish it.

Both are evil in their results

My theory of Evil canned drinks involves a continuum between Buzzballz and Dunkin Spiked.

Relatable reaction to consuming a buzzball