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Eris

@oldbayheaux.bsky.social

Sometimes I'm funny, but I'm always a feral magical girl (even if I'm 34) with great eyebrows. 🔞

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Pennywise and The Genie (as in Robin Williams Aladdin) do not recognize a linear timeline.

02.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sitting in the living room watching dumb movies last night and one of the cat toys started moving on its own. I stared, paused the movie, sighed, and told my deceased FIL that I'm NOT turning on the news. Then resumed my movie.

Go haunt another room, Bergie.

16.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Evangelion for the first time (other than the 50 attempts to finish the first episode)

15.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I dicarus'd too close to the Jon."

01.01.2026 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

W: a car has many holes

26.12.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

J: It's short for Slopabottomus

26.12.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

J: It's short for Slopabottomus

26.12.2025 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Merry Fistmas to all and to all a good fight

22.12.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want a fistopotamus for Fistmas

22.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rocking around the Fistmas tree

22.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus

22.12.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have a holly jolly Fistmas



Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me

22.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gay-ly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer fistmas is here

22.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm Fister White Fistmas, I'm Fister Snow

22.12.2025 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have a holly jolly fistmas

22.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

N: I'll bring joy to your world
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming

22.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This Fistmas, somebody's halls are getting decked

22.12.2025 19:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last Fistmas I gave you my heart

22.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I want for Fistmas is you

22.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feliz Navi-Fist

22.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A fistmas festival

22.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll be home for fistmas

22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh fistmas tree

22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We wish you a merry fistmas

22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"With great wiener comes great responsibility."

21.12.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"It was the yaoi-est of times, it was the yuri-est of times."

21.12.2025 00:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Empanadas are just savory poptarts

17.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jk jk jk apparently it's now "suck my dick."

13.12.2025 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shall I bring back Ye Olde Catchphrase?
Fuck you, that's why

13.12.2025 04:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"milk and cigarette casserole"
Me: oh so we combined both parents?

13.12.2025 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0