Pennywise and The Genie (as in Robin Williams Aladdin) do not recognize a linear timeline.
02.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pennywise and The Genie (as in Robin Williams Aladdin) do not recognize a linear timeline.
02.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sitting in the living room watching dumb movies last night and one of the cat toys started moving on its own. I stared, paused the movie, sighed, and told my deceased FIL that I'm NOT turning on the news. Then resumed my movie.
Go haunt another room, Bergie.
Watching Evangelion for the first time (other than the 50 attempts to finish the first episode)
15.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I dicarus'd too close to the Jon."
01.01.2026 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0W: a car has many holes
26.12.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0J: It's short for Slopabottomus
26.12.2025 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0J: It's short for Slopabottomus
26.12.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Merry Fistmas to all and to all a good fight
22.12.2025 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want a fistopotamus for Fistmas
22.12.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rocking around the Fistmas tree
22.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus
22.12.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Have a holly jolly Fistmas
…
Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me
Gay-ly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer fistmas is here
22.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm Fister White Fistmas, I'm Fister Snow
22.12.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have a holly jolly fistmas
22.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
N: I'll bring joy to your world
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming
This Fistmas, somebody's halls are getting decked
22.12.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Last Fistmas I gave you my heart
22.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I want for Fistmas is you
22.12.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feliz Navi-Fist
22.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A fistmas festival
22.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'll be home for fistmas
22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh fistmas tree
22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We wish you a merry fistmas
22.12.2025 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"With great wiener comes great responsibility."
21.12.2025 01:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"It was the yaoi-est of times, it was the yuri-est of times."
21.12.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Empanadas are just savory poptarts
17.12.2025 16:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jk jk jk apparently it's now "suck my dick."
13.12.2025 04:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shall I bring back Ye Olde Catchphrase?
Fuck you, that's why
"milk and cigarette casserole"
Me: oh so we combined both parents?