@oldbayheaux.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm funny, but I'm always a feral magical girl (even if I'm 34) with great eyebrows. ๐
Me: are you okay?
My brother: depends. If it's a day ending in y, then no
Two girls, one mole
09.11.2025 16:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me: You've never seen Over The Garden Wall?
Andrew: Is that the sequel to Rocky Horror?
Ham slurping and other activities. Ham slurping for the soul.
25.10.2025 19:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The opposite of Hygge is Heidi.
Hygge means comfortable. Hygge means cozy. Heidi means BIIIIIITCH.
"Anal Coins... Anal Coins... Every morning you greet me."
12.10.2025 17:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Limp dicks and cinnamon sticks."
12.10.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"A one armed burlesque dancer. You take those clothes off with your teeth. Go off, girl."
12.10.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Video: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is..
Me: the healthiest thing you can eat to decrease stress is anything that will kill you
Ah yes. Another peaceful lunch break sitting on my porch, listening to one of the kids across the street just constantly screaming.
09.10.2025 21:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"That's Ham Cordon Bloyster."
-Husband
"I've cried on 95 for worse reasons." -Husband
04.10.2025 22:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My Playlist of beautiful, refined, elegant music for while I'm working consists of...
Caramelldansen, Party Rock Anthem, and a LOT of Eurovision songs.
Highly motivating. Just like when I'd be driving to faire in full garb blasting the same music.
Day 3. Yay music. I MISS MY CAT ๐ญ
23.09.2025 23:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not even 24 hours in and I miss the Cheese Wheel. ๐ฅฒ
I just really love my baby cat.
"That's not hard, you just need to be a tenor."
- Nate
"Snoop Dogg is not the pope?"
-Me
I bite my brother. My brother bites me. I get a bruise.
He said I wouldn't ๐คท
"well they Mac and chose wrong"
03.08.2025 17:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me: Raincoat of Love
Nate: It's called a condom
W: He's in a Robin Williams movie about a teacher fed up with everything
Me: Good Will Hunting?
Phenomenon do do de do do
21.07.2025 03:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"this is acceptable use of kale."
Me
IT HAS A FLARED BASE
20.07.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"it's over priced and under good."
-Ash
"THERE'S LORE WITH MY SANDWICH?!"
19.07.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Labubu is just demented Matt Smith
18.07.2025 16:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A haunted boudoir?
Does this mean i can wear renaissance lingerie? ๐
Sitting in theatre bathroom watching the sanitary napkin trash can in horror as the person in the next stall tries to reach over to me through it
13.07.2025 18:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My condolences to whoever drives the red beetle and has been working at this damn mall for 10+ years.
18.06.2025 02:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
