Heretic Legionnaire

Just jacked some dipshit pilgrim's pointy dildo hat. I'm gonna take a huuuuuuuge steaming dump in it

Bro we've been knowing this. Especially your fit being trash

Just tried charging into a broken up building where a bunch of sultanate assholes were holding up when ALL OF A FUCKING SUDDEN their line of siege jezzails open up and I see five guys turned into a fine red mist in front of me. Just what the fuck

Fun fact: we get paid like shit for this gig

🎵I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign🎵

Are all the Duke's snipers blind? Who approved this?

Bro are you shitting me what the fuck is that

Really not fair that all these iron wall guys have thee most immaculate drip and my fit makes me look like I missed two rounds of dialysis

Just found out about witch burners man that shit's messed up someone should do something about that

He's gonna blow your brains out with the power of friendship

My favorite part of trench crusade was when Duke Constantine said "it's trenchin time!" and crusaded all over the place

In the trench strait jorkin it. And what do I mean by it? Haha well lets just say my peanits

Official trench crusade artwork of a Sin Eater by Mike Franchina

I'm on a sea monster diet. I sea a monster, and I eat it

He kinda sturdy with it ngl

Putting superglue on my buddy's grenade handle prank GONE WRONG

I snagged some from your collection after I plowed your mom and bailed on her. Took a couple bags of ducats you were keeping in the cookie jar, too.

[*hits blunt*]

"Okay, guys, hear me out, what if we made a giant ship, but like, get this, it can go on land, too?"

[*passes out, smashing head against corner of table*]

Bro I have literally seen Hell. What's the worst you could do to me? Kill me?

Bro you've already got communicants, what do you need this thing for?

Handed this thing a copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar and he has become an absolute delight I love him so much

I gave him a copy of Catcher in the Rye and he just started babbling about wanting to kill some guy named John Lennon? Kinda weird but I can dig it

son of a BITCH I WILL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF AND FEED THEM TO A WAR WOLF

Hyping myself up for this raid by shooting everclear and swallowing handfuls of over the counter boner pills I bought from the cornershop

Your mother superior seemed satisfied with my vessel last night

@sultanlover1914.bsky.social ay bro let me borrow your freaky flamethrower I need to kill this fuckin thing

Trench crusade official artwork for a Scripture Guardian

He so uh yeah quick question what the fuck is that thing? Why the fuck is it staring at me?

Blasting Britney Spears in my airpods while we crucify this pilgrim to really get hyped up

That's alright, I get extra credit on my work quality report in hell for killing you twice

Ha get fucked nerd

Going absolutely stupid of this shit