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Come on get fatter

"Look, I get the pregnancy kink thing, but when you said the opportunity to knock me up came around-"
"-I'd grab it with both testicles. Yes, what about it?"

Thinking about how little sci fi uses non-rocket launch and interplanetary transit systems even when it fits perfectly

Laser launch systems and interplanetary beam highways are cool as fuck

A common canard about the civil war is that it was about states rights, or that the union didn't care about slavery and...like all good lies, there is an element of truth there

But only an element - it ignores the fact that the war directly exposed the union troops DIRECTLY too slavery

the south dug their own fuckin' grave with their own barbarity and they were pushed in by every slave and freedman who could get a musket and fight

EXPLODES

THIS IS SO GOOOODDDFBDBBSSN

tried blender on my phone

poor bot got a bit too greedy with all his snacks and now hes realising what happens~

thing for me and someone on discord,ill make this a ych for anyone who might want it, $55 for single char(fat one ofc) and $80 for both, dm if youd be interested :3

If the twink you're interested in just does not react to your muscles, maybe you should try different kind of "gains"... At least that's what Leon thought

I am not above Swatchling love 😤

Every film to cross $2B at the global box office 💰

trans-angel-pussy Dec 24, 2024 evil demon blade that instead of hungering for blood or anything is obssessed with cute things so it just estrogenizes the wielder

this lives rent free in my head

CHARTERS WERE ALWAYS A SCAM TO DEFUND AND SLANDER PUBLIC SCHOOLING

Bookworm

Milk Your Darlings.

turning a socially atrophied shut-in into a stunning socialite princess

"Good toys rub and rub and forget anything else that isn't rubbing their nulge~ it is a good toy? Of course it is. Keep rubbing~"

Commission for @tiagah.bsky.social , including there too the "lineartless alt" version cause cant get bored of that shine :3

My bulge grows every single day that goes by.

At first it was so simple, being pressed face to bulge. Letting it throb and drain away at your thoughts as it grew.

And grew...

And GREW.

But now there's no trace of you. Ground beneath my nulge, trapped in the throbs. We can't see past it anymore~

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is the first law of Equivalent Exchange.

+STR +STR +STR +STR +STR

-INT -INT -INT -INT -INT

You're actually being brainwashed right now, too. Isn't that wonderful?

Rest assured, you are brainwashed.

Cyberpup

What the HECK is THAT THING!? Some kind of RAT!? Some kind of CREATURE!?

Im thinking of some cursed artifact, every day the curse listens the first number you say it will add as pounds of fat. So when you groan "Ugh its 6am!" You get 6 lbs innocent right? Just wait until you rush to your early morning astronomy class. How far away is Neptune again? 2 billion miles right?

one year later
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stud fee 🐷💸🐴
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A Lifeboat Dragon Drone 🚤

It feels so natural to lay below someone's desk, doesn't it cutie

Sitting in your pet bed mindlessly pleasuring your owner while they work or game or talk to friends

After all, you live to serve

And you're very good at serving~

Good desk pet