on hold with Delta for five hours cuz I’m lonely ❤️
22.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
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on hold with Delta for five hours cuz I’m lonely ❤️
22.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0on hold with Delta for five hours cuz I’m lonely ❤️
22.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I’m “starting to enjoy HGTV” years old today ❤️
16.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0proud to report I’m off jello 👍
16.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0You never see it coming
16.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m “starting to enjoy HGTV” years old today ❤️
16.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0proud to report I’m off jello 👍
16.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Someone plz get this for me
14.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Omg luv this cool machine that reminds me where all my body parts are ❤️
14.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0SO CUTE:
a nurse threatened to call security on me because I was in too much pain to control my volume while struggling to breathe… it was upsetting the other patients.
so considerate of them . ❤️
Any tips on how to quietly suffer in a hospital? They don’t like the way I do it here. 😟
Im not feeling funny right now but I’m really grateful for you guys ❤️
13.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Someone plz get this for me
14.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Hmm I wonder if the nurse has any loosies ❤️
14.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HIPPA HIPPA hooray
14.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m cracking up lolllll
14.02.2026 03:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i wish I knew where the navel was. It’s not on the glowy sign.
14.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No I think it’s just the alien that’s incubating inside me.
14.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sometimes I get the lungs confused with the brain so this is really helpful ❤️
14.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Omg luv this cool machine that reminds me where all my body parts are ❤️
14.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0🤟🏻
13.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it was supposed to be glorious like the noon sun and instead all we get is one of those shitty blinking LEDs on hotel fire alarms that keeps you up at night
hope you're doing better today 🫂
Im not feeling funny right now but I’m really grateful for you guys ❤️
13.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0love a good laugh scream.
13.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you’re probably using the wrong steak knife
13.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0probably
13.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0honestly I don’t I hate the pancake guy he can go kick rocks.
13.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also maybe if someone has low oxygen, the crying out is warranted? Nah I was prob overreacting ❤️
13.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0not the first time this has happened either unfortunately.
Nurses like you are angels though and I am grateful for all the amazing ones.
ty ily guys ❤️
13.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0