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How do I explain to my dog that the Pina Colada song is inherently dutty?

For this particular COYSCHAIN, you simply open your wallet settings, grant auth to your device microphone, and then you have to shout (quite loudly I'll point out) "OH WHEN THE SPURS (exaggerated pause) GO MARCHING IN" and you'll auto invest an appropriate amount.

I am investing my imaginary stock into Odobert and Tel.

Now we have an actual coach (who is legitimately very, very good) to coach their natural skills into game tactics, rather than a manager only, they'll shine.

They're intelligent and you can see improvement already.

Invest

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Richy would have actually gone down in fan history around the world if he had smirked,nodded and handed Dane the ball. "Go on kid" sort of nod.

He'd be in comp videos for years of sporting integrity etc and be lauded for generations.

That was the sour part of the night.

Scarlett has to be the name above Richy's imo, he has the confidence to play calmly and has matured a lot. Give him more minutes.

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Joseph Hart Esquire on all Spurs games for commentary please and thank you

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Take a player off us? Fine.

We'll bring on Palhinha and score again.

Btw Vic is down for tech reasons.

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Xavi and RKM are going to click properly soon and it's going to be glorious.

Glorious I say.

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Now THAT is a tap in!

Goaarrrrnnnmm Brenners!!

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I was SO angry during that presser.

£400 a win on average for a ST holder the last 20 home games and they say that?!

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"They've never won a match on English soil."

FOR FUCKS SAKE

😅🤣

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32 minutes to go.

Come out of the gates flying please.

Pass FORWARDS ▶️ ✅

Backwards passing ❌

Shots on goal please.

Be brave.

Take on your man.

Back up your own man.

Win every 2nd ball.

Press them.

Don't relent.

Please do it for those at the ground.

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I think we can, however a new manager needs meaningful training sessions, and the current schedule of matches, and the schedule itself on training days, is giving about 4 hours a week of actual team training together.

Very tricky to manage until next year really with current fixture scheduling.

That Udogie story about him being pistol whipped is properly scary!

I stg if the presser is full of 'our best offensive performance this season' again, I'll be skeeteetering about how I disagree.

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She won't even look up she's that bored so far

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He hit that with a bit of Malo didn't he?

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I think Porro is playing injured ya know.

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8 seconds in and it's still 0-0

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I'm fine.

EVERYTHING IS FIIIIIINE

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I like the yellow kit, but I don't like it when we're losing.

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Van de ven is basically the Harry Kane CB.

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Concerning line up.

I expect Everton to massively take advantage of the space in midfield we're gonna give them.

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RKM goal?

Go on then

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Also I apologise for my absence the last week or so.

Ghost of Yotei has completely taken over my spare time 😂

We should try Johnson as a striker.

He doesn't much take a man on, so wasted on wing, he has a knack for scoring, so I think it's worth a punt.

Not like we're loaded with options 😂

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Supporting Spurs right now

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3 WEEKS UNTIL ANOTHER INTERNATIONAL BREAK 😐

Rookie of the month as well now.

The definition of 'machine' is soon to be amended.