Toph Scharpf

A man scoops a little hole in the ground and lies face down with his dick in it. His dick grows into a sapling and then a mighty oak. His body remains as stiff as a plank at the top.

21.02.2025 19:26 — 👍 7168    🔁 525    💬 152    📌 76

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

14.02.2025 07:07 — 👍 41060    🔁 10570    💬 1015    📌 899

PSA: pls stop wearing baccarat rouge at the gym !!

09.02.2025 09:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg yas! My guilty pleasure is the brine of feta cheese

30.01.2025 06:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!

28.01.2025 06:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deleting the instagram app was probably a good step but now I’m so much more on vinted 💸

27.01.2025 09:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get well soon!!

27.01.2025 07:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cons of being sick: everything
Pro of being sick: fever dreams

26.01.2025 10:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0