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Lisa Nandy is fucking useless. Her inability to do her own job (and inability to get OFCOM to do theirs) will single-handedly lose Labour the next General Election.

11.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My version is a bit more basic.

Sardines in olive oil broken up and stirred through just-cooked spaghetti with capers, Tabasco and ground black pepper.

11.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason you โ€œdonโ€™t want to debate it with meโ€ is because you know youโ€™ll end up revealing yourself to be just another shabby racist.

Just enough brain cells to be self-aware; not enough to grasp Britainโ€˜s strategic long-term needs.

11.11.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People move. That's why humanity doesn't just reside in East Africa. And Britain has a birth rate that is below the necessary replacement value.

So what?

11.11.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But it's ridiculous that the BBC has to discuss what the papers say.

They are private organisations directly selling a product.

They don't have a segment discussing what Sky News, ITN, Channel 4 News etc are discussing. So the Beeb should ignore what others are doing.

11.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œโ€ฆmass immigrationโ€ฆโ€

TRANSLATED: โ€œI noticed some foreigners and now Iโ€™m scaredโ€

11.11.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I heard someone suggest Floella Benjamin.

And I love that suggestion because the Mail and Telegraph rage will inevitably spill over.

11.11.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lisa Nandy is fucking useless.

So fucking useless itโ€™s tempting to think itโ€™s deliberate.

11.11.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A load of lazy journalists putting Trump on the front page yet again means nothing legally. As you should know.

11.11.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem with the British media is that they never push Farage on a damn thing.

10.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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10.11.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lisa Nandy is so useless, I fully expect the new Director General of the BBC to become Paul Dacre.

10.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

UK news sites using Facebook and reporting on anything to do with vaccines is now awash with antivaxx cranks and their laughing emojis

10.11.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the Tankies that Corbyn employed to be part of his inner circle when Labour leader.

I recall that when one of the families started to find things a little tight financially they just sold something from their art collection.

10.11.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just heard a BBC Radio 3 presenter pronounce Harrogate โ€œHarrowgateโ€.

This is far worse than the concocted Telegraph nonsense about Panorama.

10.11.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
08.11.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only the government was led by someone who had an in-depth professional understanding of the British justice systemโ€ฆ

08.11.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mr 38551 sounds like a fun guy to go to the pub with. Not.

08.11.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œ14 Yearsโ€ needs to be chiselled on their fucking tombstone.

07.11.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the economic arguments fall down, the only thing left to cling to is the racism.

06.11.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t worry, everybody. Lisa Nandy is debating whether to have a classic manicure or get gel nails.

06.11.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesnโ€™t the stylebook for the Sunday Sport take an extremely firm line on how to write โ€˜bellendโ€™?

05.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CCHQ procedure for councillors is typically to suspend them for six months until everyone has forgotten what they did, then reinstate them.

Donโ€™t think it matters what the offence is, tbh. An outsider can look at the censure and be none the wiser if it was for fraud, racism or murder.

05.11.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rugby Union truly is the sport of cunts.

05.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Twitter platform is now an active danger to Britain, and Lisa Nandy/OFCOM arenโ€™t interested in reining it in.

05.11.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Telegraphโ€™s continued detachment from reality is echoed in The Onionโ€™s Tim Keck calling prime culprit Twitter a โ€œsnuff-focused apartheid algorithmโ€œ

05.11.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My pet hate about 'Kill Bill' is that its theme tune became the go-to background music for a billion lazy advertising companies and shit radio DJs.

04.11.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it turns out Larch Maxley is a NIMBY. Deserves all he gets.

03.11.2025 09:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the self-radicalised NIMBYs of #HS2 *still* have pipe dreams about not just cancelling the project entirely, but spending billions more in removing all the construction works in place.

Theyโ€™ve been pandered to by the British mainstream media, when really they should be pariahs.

03.11.2025 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIt was reported in good faith to officers responding to the incident that he was involved in the attackโ€

Really? Sounds like they thought the guy was guilty for Travelling Whilst Black.

02.11.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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