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Here for the vibes. NASA. Kpop. Human rights.
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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They really are.
22.01.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 37980 ๐ 5839 ๐ฌ 487 ๐ 130I hope the Jill Stein assholes are happy today.
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Inauguration Day.
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Charlie Brown saying his famous catchphrase, "My idols are dead and my enemies are in power"
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Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "โฆor a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
"Masculine Energy"
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Iโll be posting this today
20.01.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 40249 ๐ 9965 ๐ฌ 535 ๐ 747Donald Trump will be indoors for the inauguration with his billionaire pals. His core supporters will be left outside in the cold.
Think about that.
Zing!
19.01.2025 13:27 โ ๐ 27710 ๐ 2633 ๐ฌ 541 ๐ 156Happy MLK and Nothing Else Day!
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so tiktok shut down early...
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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER BLA-BLA-BLA- BLA-BLA- BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA- BLA-BLA BLA-BLA BLA-BLA-BLA-BLA YOU MIGHT AS WELL HANG UP NOW THE DISHES ARE ALL DRIED
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 17,1963
FOOD MART DOOF TRAM WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
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HAM AND EGGS OINK AN' CACKLES
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So true.
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#nct #nct127 #Johnny
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#MARK #marklee #nct #nct127 #nctdream #kpop
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#jonghyun #minho #shinee #kpop
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#dokyungsoo #DO #EXO #KPOP
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#kpop #JENO #nct
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Sad but true.
15.12.2024 21:50 โ ๐ 49328 ๐ 6619 ๐ฌ 914 ๐ 283It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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former idol but still an icon #dprian #ChristianYu #dpr #dreamperfectregime
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#Jungwoo #nct #nct127 #kpop
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Secret Panel HERE ๐จ tapas.io/episode/1717228
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Funny comic strip. A person hears a vibration, but checks their phone and sees no notifications. A bumblebee appears, โwhat a dumb#ssโ. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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