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Ruh roh

02.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lazarus pit for reviving bin Laden and his beautiful assassin daughter

02.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They thought he was raz al guhl

02.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re right. I was trying to joke cause you’re a sex guy but I guess you are searching all that shit for work so it really is targeted

01.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Targeted

01.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sports fans who talk about a player or team having class or being classy are some of the dumbest fucks around.

01.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not trying hard enough

01.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Long running problem

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you

01.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is awful

01.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The precode mervyn Leroy’s are good too

01.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5658    πŸ” 1810    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 27

Time for bed grandpa

28.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah ok. All I had to do was turn the page. He used the money for a Gwen Stacy memorial library. Still I think you have him rip the check up in the guys face and imply to the reader Spider-Man was never going to accept the guys money and it was a plan all along that we just weren’t in on

28.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rip up the check in front of the mobster during the arrest scene, but the next scene after the killing and arrest is Peter and mj talking about cashing the check

28.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing Spider-Man 54 (aug 2003) is fucked up. Unless it’s later retconned Spider-Man kills a living being and tells it to go to hell and accepts 20k from a mobster and killer to protect him and rationalizes it by also recording the mobster for evidence to jail him. Obviously you also have him

28.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dove and hawk?

28.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10173    πŸ” 2780    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 130

You don’t have a help line or chat on your own website, I have to join nazi sites for help. Thats fucking stupid

28.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@aircanada.bsky.social trying to buy tickets and when I buy an adult seat for my 14 year old it says he needs to be 16 day of the flight for an adult ticket and won’t let me proceed. If I change to child ticket it says he needs to be 12 or under on the day of the flight. Can’t buy a ticket

28.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think of this tweet every time I see dodgers or Yankees fans talking about their team

27.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Download re9 on the steam deck now or buy the ps5 disc tomorrow?

27.02.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they playing the bond music from n64 goldeneye ?

27.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Impressed with correct use of β€œpositive punishment”

27.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

When I click this it’s just ads and pop ups and no story other than this paragraph

26.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a β€œweapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

25.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12647    πŸ” 6100    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 332

cops tasered and beat a blind man and then charged him with possession of a weapon because he had a walking stick. then border patrol eventually dumped him on the other side of town and now he’s dead

25.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Murderers sad cause foreigners killed the people they wanted to kill themselves

Murderers sad cause foreigners killed the people they wanted to kill themselves

Liquidating my Spider-Man omnibus collection and re reading or in some cases finally reading them before I sell them and that Spider-Man 9/11 issue is so bad.

25.02.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0