Farthammer

It's crazy that they sell your body wash there

I left a nice review

Farrarch and Miketober

You should check your lipego panel, pal.

You drank an airplane bottle of booze with a skull on it then delivered a monologue about going the distance?

Why does he have his hands on Stefan's ass

Where the hell is the Sigmoid colon

I thought you hated popcorn this whole thing reeks of engagement farming

@gooffkings.bsky.social Chat are you excited for Trump's announcement tomorrow

You deserve all your success because you are funny and talented but consider this: maybe miniature horses should become a new segment called miniature fonts

Just be glad he wasn't playing Little Donnie

Personally I think Tom and Demi are for ALL genders but ok? Bad look. Aaron would never.

Which episode of Big Soft Titty are you two talking about

Trout is the best fish for all seasons. Undefeated.

Aaron is depicted as Nelson. Bryan is Martin.

Visiting my cousin in Groveport, Ohio. Found his old high school yearbook and they have a pic of the famous Aaron with Bryan @murderxbryan.bsky.social

LARS (wearing a scarf): "It's a very musical thing. Radio is a lot like writing a song."

HOWARD: "Yeah yeah...so Lars you wearing a thong?"

My Dad grew up on Maude Avenue in San Leandro. Next to Dolores and Sybil avenue. Same thing. Dude named all the streets after his daughters.

Subbing right now. Can't wait for your take on Kickstarter and Jesse "5 Angels" Farrar.

Anytime I am at a party and alienate a huge group of people with terrible jokes, I tell myself I am playing to the comics in the back of the room.

20 slots that all say "GOK chat member mindset"

my only question is: did
@gooffkings.bsky.social
make attempts to outreach and win Clyburn's endorsement, or did they fail to do so like Bernie in 2020?

I admire the courage of people protesting the ICE raids in California. I'm against violent protests and think they're counterproductive. I also think that non-violent protests send a more powerful and enduring message. Have long believed in Dr. King's message about using non-violent resistance.

When did you start letting JF dress you

"I can smell your waste fraud and abuse"

I imagine he already owns at least 4 different Mario outfits. Dan can just send him a gallon of pomade and some Cool Water to complete the look.

This is going to piss off Dan so much

This Thunder/Nuggets game is the worst thing I have ever seen. And I watch the Go Off Kings stream.

My son just said he wants the Nuggets to win "mostly because of Chicken Nuggets" and I can't argue with that

I can't tell if this is a bit or not, but he literally stole this from "War And Peace".

Twitter is wild as fuck right now @gooffkings.bsky.social come get your boy