Helen Robertson

Sleepiness credit non-transferable between couch and bed BRANDON, MB — A local woman has discovered that her accrued credit in sleepiness does not transfer from her couch to her bed.

Sleepiness credit non-transferable between couch and bed

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Put your trash in the trash can🗑️
ポイ捨てはこうですっ☆

Wearing my hood and puppying out while watching ZZ Gundam and letting sourdough bread rise. Sometimes you just need to live multiple trans dyke stereotypes at once

Started getting YouTube ads for some dating app that's for dudes to find trans woman to date and it is making me kiiiiiiinda uncomfortable

Tapping the sign

Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

a screenshot of a post from tumblr user slutdge. the text reads: i love being a pervert online with all of you. and below is an image of three generic cartoon people staring at each other with their arms on each others’ shoulders, smiling and blushing.

🫶

Mrf. The Horrors are getting in at the edge of my psyche this evening.

cthulhy rae jepsen is like 'i r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh r'lyeh like you'

drawing of a woman on a balcony, looking down at a huge mermaid-like creature. the street is covered in water and everything looks old and rundown

alleyway meet up

A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each. Dipper the Corgi is running with a very long spear. The tip of the spear caches into the ground and sticks there, flipping him up into the air as the spear lodges into the ground. Dipper is launched out of panel three and into panel four, where he bounces off of the spear backwards into panel 5, then slides off into panel 6. Is cape caught on the tip of the spear pole and tore off, so it is now waving there like a flag as he lies beneath it, looking annoyed.

Whoops

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Two colour illustration of Barad Dûr, with Sauron's eye at the top. surrounded with the ring inscription in elvish. the sky is red with sparks and ash floating in the air, the tower is above a fiery chasm. The front doors are glowing red with silhouettes of chains and armouries. A cloud of ash conceals the horizon. This will be a banner and riso print first. Digital prints coming later this year.

BARAD DÛR

Quel throuple 🧐

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

A huge snowman with a gaping, crooked open mouth and huge ears molded out of the snow. He has nostrils.

New candidate for your sleep paralysis demon: my grandmother's snowman from May 1960.

Bone and tooth necklace
Skara Brae
National Museum of Scotland

weeping at the thought of an alternate future where physical media for records never went away, and progressed beyond the MiniDisc. Some weird new proprietary format that has a weird little tab you can tape down to record over something, or albums on HiFi SD cards. What a world we could have had.

it's hard to explain to normies who are not plugged in on this just how thin the theories of anti-trans authorities really are. These people simply cannot believe that the NYT and The Atlantic would both push folks who are so full of shit.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Brother's Lullaby

You’re an ignorant slut, you’ve failed to live up to your family’s expectations, and you have made a mockery of the entire concept of marriage.

(Just saying my daily affirmations)

Just got a very positive chapbook rejection and I think it's got me in the mood to actually start submitting (writing lol) again

two otters one is showing off her baby and the other is showing off a pipe with a headline that says that

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

You dingus, none of us arbitrarily choose our gender. I won mine fair and square from a girl who lost a Yu-Gi-Oh match.

Now her gender is mine.

And [void pronoun] is genderless in the Shadow Realm.

It’s basic biology.

not the clear picture of your life, but the essence of what it truly was

can i also [ DELETE THE WIFE ] ???

Otter painting

Just gliding through 🦦

A watercolor painting of a satyr embracing a young man from behind, gently peeling apart the man's flesh on his chest. Birds emerge from the opening in the man's chest. The man reaches one hand to back to caress the satyr's face, the other presses the satyr's hand to his chest. There's some circular celtic knotwork designs on the borders. The overall colors are warm golds and browns.

Finally finished this up! It's done in watercolor, gouache, and color pencils. I know I should try to render it in more detail but I'm not sure I want to. I like the texture being able to be textures. Maybe that will change in the future. For now, though, I like it 😅