Helen Robertson

a colorful fantasy worm or dragon creature with six limbs and a multicolored quilt like pattern on its body. it has a black head with three horns and antennae and is saying "boycott genAI" in a white speech bubble

worm for you

Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

Most Horses Don’t Actually Like Running, Says Gallop Poll

a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

Colorful glass bowl with thin, vertical, multicolored bands curving around the interior and exterior, creating a marbled, striped pattern in greens, blues, purples, browns, yellows, and white, shown on a plain gray background with a soft shadow underneath.

Colorful glass bowl with thin, vertical, multicolored bands curving around the interior and exterior, creating a marbled, striped pattern in greens, blues, purples, browns, yellows, and white, shown on a plain gray background with a soft shadow underneath.

Fascinating world of ancient glass: The skill of ancient glassmakers never ceases to amaze me.

This a magnificent #Roman striped mosaic bowl was made of preformed rods and canes fused on or in a mold.
Dating late 1st c. BC/early 1st c AD.

Timeless beauty!

📷 Corning Museums of Glass

🏺

a black and white diagram of muscles in the neck, shoulders, and back, with bright red circles that are labeled. Text reads: medically accurate muscle chart: traitor absolute fuckwaffle jackass and then there's this asshole

traitor and i are not speaking to each other, please tell her to go away

Well, I'm officially twist your back while sneezing years old. Time to use the Hitachi for its original purpose

I really can't wait to start my next Gundam kit

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#100mechs
#art

Spray painted beneath a staircase: "YOUR FEAR OF LOOKING STUPID IS HOLDING YOU BACK"

L'esprit de l'escalier

our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her.

How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck?

if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere
@safety.bsky.app

BREAKING:

CDC rescinds “flared base” recommendation, saying users should be able to go to the ER to have objects removed if they wish.

“This administration will not be cowed by woke rhetoric about what is and isn’t safe to insert in your anus.”

—RFK on NPR this morning

I'm not a Mongoose

I'm a goose every day of the week

Bob the Bottom: Can we fit it? Yes we can!

Sex workers have been saying this would happen for literally YEARS. We've been yelling it as loud as we could. What would the world look like if we were actually listened to?

"The democrats need to be open to people who experience hardship and the people who cause it."

no one tell them about the disney robin hood

リックと初期ピカチュウ

Employees $200
Utilities $150
HR Coverup $800
CEO Bonus $3,600,000,000,000,000,000,000
Office Snacks $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. the quality of my products is dying

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We're $476 from our goal!

ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing

"I have brought you more tea
(& I love you)

I did the dishes
(& I love you)

I wrote you a poem
(& I love you)"

—Helen Robertson

beestungmag.com/issue25/one-...

A very foggy day, a utility pole with the usual wires hanging from it on the left. A giant snag a couple of hundred yards behind the pole, but it appears to be closer, with it’s upper branches reaching up to the sun. A more distant tree is almost fogged out on the right ☯️🩶☮️

sun in fog

@amazonsyren.bsky.social I don't know if I'm a fan or how much I see myself here. (At least on my bad days).

Vampiress, using hypnotic stare: "Say three things you like about yourself."

The vampiress' girlfriend, sweating profusely, trying and failing to fight it: "I. . . think my hair. . . is kinda cute."

Vampiress: "Two more."

The vampiress' girlfriend: "FFFFUUCCCKKKK."

What do you call a vegan submissive?
Biodegradable

I heard there was a secret verse
That David used to make AI worse
But you don't really want to pub that, do ya

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread